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|Sneaker waves are bad!|
I have not been on any worthy hikes latly, but hope to have many good to great ones again soon. I also hope to open another blog sight soonish. Much of it will be about the great outdoors and awsome hikes. Following is my ranking scale for how difficult a hike is.
I can not draw anything, even my cows are stick figures. So the badge or picture for each you will have to imagine from my descriptions below.
Rank 1-4 = Extra Easy Fresco Kid would rank it two thumbs down. He will be forever known as a freind that hated anything close to a hike. And is quoted as saying-- "Why go way up thier, it will look the same as down here, just with being able to see the tops of trees!"
Picture--- A large Sprawl Mart parking lot
Rank 5-8 = Easy Porkchop Approved! *Largish freind of ours that went on a lot of hikes, but was known to disapear, and than be found on the trail rolled up in the fetal position* One thumb down
Picture--- Large fat man holding a hoagie, licking lips, twinkle in his eyes.
Rank 9-12 = No Bigguns!! Picture--- Bigger dude looking up the trail. Wiping forhead just from thinking about the hike.
Rank 13-15.5 = 4 X4 Zone Mostly off trail and uphill Picture-- Trail straight up with a huge X through it.
Extra supplies needed. Long trail easy to get lost area Picture--- Hungry Man box
Rank 16-19 = Y? Lost trail for hours found again than relizes been following a deer trail all day
Rank 20-22 = Like Wow Billy Goat Gump approved. This boy can run up a trail backwards while you are panting. Picture--- A billy goat placing flag at top of a mountain. On back legs, shinning gold teeth showing.
Rank 23-25 = Xtra Crazy Mark and I approved Picture--- Stick figure falling off a major cliff--spread eagle. A falling pack and gear falling just behind the hiker.
Rank 26-27 = Wha!? Speciel Warnings Not approved by or for anyone
Rank 28-30 = Forget it! Should give up before you try. Picture---Two hikers standing before a trail that goes straight up.
Rank 31-33 = F It! No Comment Picture--- Person in hospital bed-leg and arm in cast with only middle finger showing. Bandaged head.
Watch Feet---- Snakes/slugs/poo and or other obsitcales on the trail. Picture---A large boot print in the dirt huge squisehed Bannana Slug in the middle.
|Our truck is 80 miles that way, yo!|