Saturday, August 12, 2017

Bring Me Another Round----O Coffee!!

  **"If one is late for their specie led class—is it proper for the teacher to call the student tardy?"**

  **"The guy that discovered milk—What was he doing to that poor cow?"**

**"No one gives a sh*t about all the things your cell phone does. You didn’t even it, you just bought it. And anybody can do that!"**

                 *"He was madder than an albino hitchhiking in a snow storm!"**

                                 *"How did Mr. Crabs have a baby whale?"**

I can smell the bananas burning from you thinking so hard!
This above was deff. me at work Thursday   which was my Monday.
We ended up short handed at work, the norm lately and it got really really busy. 

        *"I have been away from real winters to long-I just chocked on a snowflake."**

  *"I’m going to open a liquor store and call it the 13th step. And then open a topless coffee shop called Perkies right beside it."**

                                   **Welcome to Arizona   All beach   no ocean!**

                                     *"No brains no headaches!"*---Why do you think some people are so Dam happy when they get brain freezes from ice cream?  Cause it means they do have a brain!

                                     *"My poo smells like roses!"*

Found a rebukes cube all of us can enjoy!
One fine day while Exploring Bisbee Arizona

Heard it is already seeming fall like in Wyoming. 
Although cooler weather, I long for, here in the desert--
Wyoming   this is too soon!
Especially since I have not yet had the time to come home and visit. 
I am confident in my winter driving---not so much in the tourists driving, while they zoom out of the sate as soon as the snow starts to fly. 
Ironically to come to the desert. 
I have been away so long, I guess I am a tourist to my home state.   ;)

Our puppies thinking my typing means they are getting a treat!

Great coffee shop just down the road.  
I need to dig up all my past pictures with coffee cups in them.   

      I like to add inspirational quotes and thoughts to each of my blog posts!   No matter how un motivational you might find them!  Today I decided to start out the post with some classics.  Read through my old posts and collect them all!   Just like Pokemon.   At work I am trying to collect all the write ups.   Like each and every kind of write up.   Because   this paper work is kind of  a joke, and a slap on the wrist   and mainly because, I do what I want.   At least at work, were my wife does not work.   ;) Speaking of un motivational     I was reading some past blog posts---and there are a lot of them to enjoy, by the way---and found one were a reader had actually sent me a comment!   I wish more of y'all would send me comments.   You can easily do it from the bottom of each blog entry.  And you don't even have to share your name.    After the huge initial shock of getting a comment wore off, I actually read it.   Well re read it, because this was a post of mine from like 2012, in short the reader was not a fan, but thought my blog page was perfect for kiddos, not adults, if not indeed written by a kid.  Living in the desert it is great to have yet another fan!   In short   I love your comments   all of them.  Especially the ones that help me make my pages betterer for all.   I am also fine with being the only one entertained by what I say and or write.  Because at least I am amused.  Kind of like when I am getting a write up at work.  

    Speaking of fun reads----my Exploring Arizona blog page is seeking more readers!   No bad reviews, yet!    Check out all the past posts as you wait for me to add more posts.  As we Explore Amazing Arizona through pictures.

Friday, August 11, 2017


        Hello everyone this beautiful August morning!   I had great plans of sleeping in today, but way before my alarm clock went off, I found myself just laying in bed staring at the ceiling.  I wanted to be productive before work, so far except for making some cups of coffee disappear, I have not accomplished to much.    There is so much to do at our homestead, that I often look at it all and just kind of get over whelmed.   I do have some extra free time from work coming up, but a good deal of that will be on the road.  Good for me and my nerves, not so good for getting anything done at home.  ;)   I have had time to post some new material in my Exploring Arizona blog sight!   Still super behind on this sight-----but I am sure you will enjoy it.   Full of our Exploring and pictures.    Check it!

             So for what ever reason Blogger does not want to corporate with pictures today----I can't add any to this very blog    whatever I choose to do.    So imagine very funny pictures here.   Ones that make you laugh and laugh.   Ones that make you pee ---just a little bit from laughing so hard.   Than imagine clicking on old blogs from this very page----where I could actually post pictures.    And laughing and laughing at them.   Or at me for posting such things.   Your choice.   Just click away!   It's better than a kick in the crotch!   

   The rainy season ---best season in the desert   is still upon us!   Which is nice because we are back to triple digit temps in greater Tucson.   Yesterday I looked out the main doors at work, and it was suddenly dumping rain again.   Not really dumping  because the rain was coming completely side ways very quickly and very heavy.    Although I wished to go run out in the cooling rain, the covered entry way was full of people waiting for a break in the storm, to rush to there cars.   Our part of the casino, is the old school side and we just have swamp coolers.   Still betterer than being fully in the heat, but in the rainy season, not by much.   It just makes the air heavy and humid and feels like being in a rain forest.   
   Yesterday was very busy at work    hoping for a repeat tonight, big tips, no Wammies!
Busy is good for tips and business of course but hard on sore feet and tired souls.   We had a server call in ----and I at least, was so into proving that we could handle it without calling in another server, that I was going to go down trying.   This put us on a two server floor.   Good for tips ----maybe not as good for customers, when it is busy.    And it got nice and busy as soon as the rain let forth.   Luckily most customers are very forgiving if you if you explain you are short on workers.   Especially if they do not have time to think about how many millions the casino is pulling in /per how many workers   they have on.   Forgiving but not always that generous in the tip department.    Although if you keep having table after table, even if they all tip two bucks, you are going home with a stack of tips.   To add to the fun the power  went out for a few seconds.    We were all secertly wishing it would just stay out   I think.   A hard feat   because our side of the casino also has many generators.   Sometimes we are the only restaurant that can remain open in the whole building.   Yeah for us!   We just got new ordering systems through the restaurant, so tech showed up just after the brief outage to make sure the system was still mostly up and running, and to make sure the system had not just clocked all the workers out   during the power out.   

                           **" That's about as lame as s sandbox on a beach!"**

                                 **"Always give 100 percent, unless it's blood."**

                       *I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it!"**

              ** "It’s not the ups and downs in life that make life difficult—It’s the jerks!"**

**" I have no idea what you just said, but I am going to smile and say “yeah”**- Goes with the Wally World smile.

                      *Coffee first—Than your mundane bull sh*t

                                       **"Say no to negativity!"**

   Found this some where  and borrowed----not sure this information should be enjoyed by anyone, but also found it interesting.   

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (O.M.G.!!!) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy. I'm still not over the pig.) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home . What the...?) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still can't believe that pig ...quality over quantity.) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing.) A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that, too.) Polar bears are left-handed. (Talk about a southpaw.) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?) Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts. (and God love that pig!)

Thursday, August 10, 2017

Back In Bisbee!

    Finally a long  awaited update from my Exploring Arizona blog page!!

      Good news--- I have found a file I thought was long gone with many Exploring pictures.  We now  have two vehicles --so I can ultimately Explore more, work and life permitting of course.  And I am about to take off several long stretches from work, so should be able to get some great pictures.  Although my biggest trip involves going back home to Wyoming, so will be mainly "beyond Arizona."   But still cool.    Now to just have time to post --post---post!    Please help me out by sharing this very Exploring blog page if you find you enjoy it.   

  On one of my days off work last week I stayed up all night and got some rare, for me, sunrise pictures.   And than jumped in our rig and did it my way and hit the highway.   I wished for a mind clearing hike after my driving on this day, but found the hike very beyond disappointing.  At least I had some great sights to look at and got some pictures.  Of course.  I hope the views to this here post do not disappoint me.  Although it is a short entry.   Thanks for being a reader, and as always   HAPPY TRAILS!!

   As I said this day started out early  and as I was packing a few supplies in our truck and guzzling some coffee--I noticed the glorious sun coming up.   So the first few pictures here are from our humble homestead.   Some where in the middle of no where  ST David Arizona.  ;)

     It had been raining every day at this point so the clouds were still deciding what they were going to do.    The clouds have been amazing all week long.   

I do not get sunrise pictures nearly enough
But am a firm believer that mornings would be better if they started later
Like around noon.

     As any morning or afternoon I needed coffee.   Especially after staying up all night to get an early start on the road.  And to get an early start in case the clouds decided to break  up and have the full on sun replace there spots in the sky.

My first stop was this fine place in Bisbee. 

One of several really good coffee places in the town. 
I explored the inside area a little bit again but all of the shops were still closed, and than 
left my car were it was----parking is not the easiest in this small town.  
For a quick adventure on foot while I sipped my fine coffee.  

I have been to this amazing town several times, and am always amazed at what new I find to view and Explore.   Several of my blogs are from this town   and I am sure several will be in the future.    
I had planned to make the street viewing short and hike in near by Tombstone Canyon, but more on this in a minute. 

      Just across the street from the coffee shop at the museum I have yet to actually go inside of.  
  Some day!     

Being a mining town still,   many signs tell you to keep out of about any area you are in.

    This town also has some great brew/pubs   but it was much to early in the day to think about such things.     To much. 

This town has an endless supply of art 

I last reported about finding and hiding rocks around the county and beyond and how many people were into it around here.  
I kind of laughed, until I found a painted rock a few weeks back.
Anyways, I was looking the whole time while in Bisbee    but was never sure what was part of someones yard or walkway or such.    

Another great drink    once it is to warm to drink coffee!

Even the vehicles here are painted.

Free store with some very interesting items. 
Set up around some heavily painted remains of buildings.
I did not get any closer   because on the couch to the far right was a 
sleeping homeless man. 
Maybe the free shop owner
but I was not about to find out.

Jam on!

I always enjoy a great sign.
But this one ruined my plans!

Painted right on the wall in front of several houses.

Local designers really put there heads into there work.

This was way up high   near the roof of  a very tall building. 
Kool things can be found at every turn in this amazing town. 

All bottle caps. 
Small part of the collection.
With my head as a shadow.
This shop was not yet open either.

          I than ventured back to the shops connected to the coffee shop and found a bottled water.  Payed way to much for it---for sure.   But this is Arizona and water is good!   And got back on the mighty road.  

    I thought I was then going to wind through Tombstone Canyon and find a good hike to get lost on.   I am fairly sure I did not take a wrong turn, but just seemed to end up in lower Bisbee.   But a part I had never visited before.   So not a full loss.   Were I found the above neat fire station.  And a windy road   but not a very long one.   I also found there was a Circle K in this part of town.   Were I will buy my bottled water and such on my next trip, for sure.   

  Later in the day the clouds came back and let down rain   full force!    
Flooding out the runoff/road leading to our house.    Luckily there is a back way to our home and the houses past us.   So no one was dumb enough to try a pass the fast moving water.  I seem to always be at work when this happens, so this was the first time I got to witness it here.   And of course I had to get some pictures. 

I now wish I would have gotten some live video too.

I have seen similar several times across the state
and it always amazes me how fast these areas go from dry to basically a running river.

Especially since I enjoy a good hike through the run off areas.  

The rain had just about stopped when the kiddos got off there school bus, 
and they asked why I had picked them up. 
I showed them these pictures, and they got it.

Just after we got home the rain started in again.

Saturday, August 5, 2017


  And a huge hello to everyone in reader land!   I don't have much to say this morning.   Shocker  I know!  The coffee has not really even begun to kick in for me.  I have some new pictures to post on both of my blog sights right away.  Finally snuck off early the other morning, I actually might have forgotten to go to sleep, and got in some neat pictures.  Before it got to hot out.   Although the hike on this  day was very disappointing for sure.   I need a good mind clearing hike through the desert ---maybe getting lost for a good time.  Preferably finding some water.   Speaking of water several of the new pictures are from right down the road.  We got a good storm a few days back and the runoff that goes right across our road home, filled up completely.  I got some neat shots, although now I am wishing I got some live video too.  Luckily there is a back way to our house and the houses up the hill from here, so no one tried to cross the now river/ road.  It is kind of amazing how quickly this can happen.  The whole thing was more thrilling to me because I am always at work when the run off fills up, and have never seen it flowing before.   Even though the rain had pretty much moved on-I picked the kiddos up from the bus stop so they did not have to swim home.    These pictures and more will be up soon----but not today.   

  **"Don't argue with someone that can type faster than you...."**

       My mini vent for today happened again just yesterday to me at Circle K: Are you in line? -- hate that question. No real need for that question ever. If you are at Mc F*cks with four lines starting at the door and meeting at the registers, holding the door open with your head. Someone will ask are you in line? there are many answers to this. Few polite. At least some people do ask. Others just ease their way slowly side steeping till they are fully in front of you. Do they assume that all the seats are uncomfortable and you are standing to prevent hurting your delicate ass? "excuse me side steeping line cuter, would you prefer to see my fist in 3-d, or move to your position in line, over by the parking lot entrance sign. We are a culture of waiters --in line to get something that fills our needs at this moment. In 99 .99% of the situations I can think of---there is almost NEVER a reason to ever ask if someone standing in a line is in line. Just sayin'

    Stole the following   but worth a re post for sure!


My tire was thumping.

I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat.

Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.
Looking back over the years
that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...
"What the hell was I thinking?"
Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband.
How could two people as beautiful as you
Have such an ugly baby?
I've always wanted to have
someone to hold,
someone to love.
After having met you ..
I've changed my mind.
-------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------
I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell until I met you.
As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
That you're not here to ruin it for me.
Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go...
Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again.
Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia)
Happy birthday! You look great for your age.
Almost Lifelike!
When we were together,
you always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time you kept your promise.
We have been friends for a very long time ..
let's say we stop?
I'm so miserable without you
it's almost like you're here.
Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
Did you ever find out who the father was?
Your friends and I wanted to do
something special for your birthday.
So we're having you put to sleep.
So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day.
Look at the bright side,
it's really good pay.

**"If I could only see the scale I am sure that it would state, that I have lost ounces, maybe pounds or even tons of weight. You better eat some pancakes, your skinny as a rail, I am sure that's what the scale would say, if I could see the scale!"**--- Shel Silverstein

                **"Your about as exciting as an STD!"**
                **"You can't spell Stud without STD."**

        *I called ur boyfriend gay,and he hit me with his purse.