Friday, September 16, 2016


     Hello all this fine night!  I hope that everyone reading this finds themselves in a great place in life.  And that this page keeps you there.  Maybe not this very entry but one of them.  There are now nearly 750 post to chuckle your way through.  It seems the last few daze I have been at work an awful lot again, and have not had time to attend to many things I need to, especially this page.  But tonight I got home plenty early to jot down a few of the random ramblings bouncing around in my head.  As always   I hope you enjoy!


                                  **"I'm not a witch  I'm your wife!"** ;)  ---The Princesses Bride                                                                                                                                                                         
        **"God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy!"**

   ** Happy wife-happy life-------- Nothing rhymes with happy husband--welcome to married life, dumb ass!!"**

    I have a stalker named Bill!
    You know who you are! I absolutely hate YOU! He keeps hanging around my house despite my best efforts to be rid of him. I think he ...likes me! And when I finally get rid of him, he keeps coming back. I think he loves me! He comes in many forms...telephone bill, water bill, electric bill and so on... If you drive by my house and see him feel free to shoot his ass on site! Re-post if Bill haunts you too...
      So a few days back I had a rental car for the day. About midnight I was driving from St David to the Wally World in Benson. All the sudden I'm getting pulled over. Freaking out cause doing the speed limit and all. Its the border patrol! My rental had California plates and he was looking in the car for illegals new one on me! Maybe they heard y all call me Pepe Adams at work? Isn't that state profiling or something illegal?
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   **"I believe in equal opportunity harassment. Given the opportunity I will harass and be sarcastic to all equally."**
        **"Trying to forget someone you
        Love is like trying to remember someone you never met ."**
        I am currently growing dildos in Farmville and am having problems with squatters---  Recall Farmville on Facebook?  If you did not waste to much time playing the game you still heard about it, as players sent you requests -several at a time.  Although this post might have stopped most of the requests from your friends.  I played the game for way to long, had a big ol farm going.  And at one point when I left my home to take a very long bus ride to visit my now wife and kiddos, I was worried about not being able to get onto the game and take care of the stupid farm.  I let my wife take over---and ended up with hundreds and hundreds of sheep on my farm.  Sheep are safe!   I have attempted to explain this in the past on this very page, but I grew up in Wyoming and hear sheep love jokes all of the time.  Funny funny stuff about Velcro gloves and such.   So  to be even more funny, while she was watching my farm, she kept buying me sheep.   Much to my amusement when I did manage to get back onto the farm.  
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Daily coffee themed post!                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               
                                                                                                                                                                                          Coming up again for most of the country---as in not for us in Arizona!                                                                                                                                                                                                                            
                                                                                                                                                                                                                            Although I managed to post on 9-11  I also kept from bringing it up on this blog page.  Not because I don't want to remember or don't think about it all the time----I will never forget that day, or were I was.  And many years ago--when visiting NY city, I went to the top of one of the trade center buildings.  Wow I am dating myself here---age wise, not because I am very unsure of my status with my wife at the moment.  Everyone needs to recall this day  and keep the true significance of it and who caused this in the front of there thoughts  but I did not feel a need to bring it up on the actual date.  It needs to be talked about and recalled, I was just reading about how since this was 15 years ago---wow!  sure does not seem like it,  many of our kids were not  around and are learning about all of this in school history books NOW.   Do we really want all of there information to come from school on this or any other subject matter?  Just sayin'

Sunday, September 11, 2016

Starving Zombies

           A few months back I was overly angry over an extra bad brain freeze while eating a Frosty. My wife -through the laughter, informed me that I should actually be happy, because a brain freeze implied I indeed had a brain. I am not saying a lot of y'all have been meeting lately do not have brains, BUT zombies might well die from starvation very quickly around here.... Just sayin' It's all about how you look at things.
                                  **"Bacteria is the only culture some people have."**                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  **"I may not be perfect, but at least I am not you!"**                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         ** "I have a million dollar idea that I will share with the first million people to send me a dollar...."**
                                                                          **"You can all come out now... I've had my coffee!"**
                                                                                                                                                                                            **"I brew my coffee with the tears of my haters."**                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               **"Not sure if I attract crazy  or make them crazy."**--- I posted this on Facebook the other night, and got some great responses.   I figure crazy is part of  the job requirements were I work for servers.  I mainly posted this, because I have been riding the "white trash sled" a lot this month  AKA the city bus.   And the crazies do enjoy talking to me it seems.  I have been reading more lately---actual books, because I have found that even staring at a book   keeps most people from talking to you.  Most is the key word here.   And if your going to stare at a book for a long period of time   you might as well be reading it right?  Hooked on Phonics dun worked for me!   Although it is a very cheap mode of transportation --it is also highly annoying for me, and possibly were my thoughts about brains above, came from.  I am stockpiling my cash this month, and am going to have some sort of vehicle by the end of the month   no matter what.   I have several options at the moment   and a new one might have arose yesterday.   I was waiting for the bus ---just down from work---and a couple that always comes to eat where I work, stopped and gave me a lift.   One of them mentioned that they had an older spare car that was not officially up for sale, but could be for the right price, for someone in need.   Wahoo!  ;) 

                                                                                                                                                                                  **"I think I am going to call in sick from work parking lot and go gamble.  Who's with me?"**----I posted this a few nights back.   A little more complicated when I have no vehicle, change from work clothes, and several of my bosses are friends of mine on Facebook.  ;)  I have been working six day work weeks ---Dam my part time schedule.  And at the beginning of the week I am all for it---full force   but by O, about Thursday, a am huddled in a corner under a booth in the fetal position wondering why I keep coming to work.                                                                                                                            Another page of mine  you know you wish to look around!   Exploring all over amazing Arizona in travels and pictures.    Please take a look around.                                               
    ***Sick of the word "can't" instated by others on things I need to do. Especially because I am surrounded by all these MexiCANS! Can't get paid for our car.'t get it back, can't claim it as stolin' Can't get paid for the hrs my wife worked. Can't get family members to stop talkin' smack. Can't kick a disturbing tenant off our property. Can't kick babies.-----I posted this a few years ago--  when I could be entertaining without really trying.  As long as I am amused.  I am not sure what I was annoyed about on this day.  But being this close to the boarder, I enjoy the part about MexiCans  maybe a little to much.   Actually in all honesty I have noticed lately that the Mexicans are usually the ones striving for work.   On any "holiday" like Valentines day, they are out on every street corner selling balloons and stuffed animals or even just flowers.   At Home Depot, ready to help you re model your house.  The white people are usually the ones on the street corner  just holding a sign----nothing to sell.  But as always.   What do I know?                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 
    True story                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             

Wednesday, September 7, 2016

All Star Approved For Great Servers

        **"Constantly telling others how great you are-- might mean you aren't all that. Let your actions show your greatness and strengths."**-----This applies in a lot of areas.  But most commonly, for me as a server.  I have played server at many a restaurant, for many years.  But my skillz or lack of them is something I would never brag about.  Some how being a server at almost 40 years old is not part of my bucket list.  Although I would never pass up the tips, my experience might very well increase if I say so myself.   When any server brags about how good a server they are around me, three things happen.  I instantly go into a mode where I prove them wrong-daily.   I end up in the office.   I usually end up proving them wrong.  I think only one time---the said server really was great---but twelve years at the same restaurant, kind of insures that.  They were a great server--- but a sh*tty human being.   In the end this proved wrong also, because with all the tips, and perks, and benefits of working there so long, they still found the need to steal from the company and finally got caught.   This applies to many statements that are repeatedly repeated---   I am a nice person, no really.  I am super rich---etc.   Usually if someone has to repeat something many times, for others benefits--- it might not be truth truth.     Just sayin'
                                                                                                     **" I am very afraid of speed bumps, but I am slowly getting over it!"**

   **"You would be amazed how many times I am wrong when someone asks "Guess what!?"**

   **"I just poured Super Glue into a non-stick pan.  Somebody is about to be wrong."**

Every Friday I used to have a section on here -- mini rants.   Where I would take something that had happened in the week--- and vent about it.   I was hoping to go to posting these as videos---because it is more fun to vent "in person."  I have strayed from this---not that you can't look up my past rants on this very page.  I hope to bring this "feature" back to the page.  Along with actual funny jokes.  We will see if I succeed on Friday, or if I even manage to post of Friday.  ;)
                                                                                                                                                                          It is supposed to settle in and rain all day today!   Great news in my eyes.  Any time in the desert one does not have to run the air conditioner -even in the winter, is a plus.  Although still with no vehicle it makes getting to work -non dripping-- a challenge.  My part of town stays mostly above water.  But much of Tucson soon breaks out there canoes.  And I am already picturing many views of flooding and stranded possibly ignorant motorists in road lakes of water on tonight's news cast.  Making me wish I had a vehicle even more.   NOT to get it stuck in water--although that might be an option --- but to snap pictures of my own of all of you fools.  ;)   Maybe by the time the next tropical storm comes through the area, I will have a car again!                                                                                                                                                                                                     
O! Time to post about coffee again. 

Tuesday, September 6, 2016

Cucumbers & Coffee!

                **"The difference between being hungry and being horny may lie in where you stick the cucumber."**

         Hello all this afternoon!   I will do a rarity here and apologize, somewhat for the above quote.  It really has nothing to do with this post at all.   But I have been slacking on putting quotes on this page lately.  If I find something entertaining---I post it.  I am talking about the quote being entertaining ---not necessarily the cucumber.  ;)    Anyways, another tropical storm is nearing Arizona and I woke up to another rarity in the desert---cloudy skies!   Something we praise in the Land of the Sweating Sun!   I do anyway.  The entire area is under flood watches over the next few daze.  And I could not be happier, even with a new cucumber.  Not because floods are a good thing, -although here they wash up all the idiots -kind of putting them selves in the car pool lane when they realize that water hole is way deeper than it looked only minutes ago.   But because I like rain--- and the desert needs more rain and maybe more cucumbers.   Hopefully before I finish this post I can report that it is dumping rain here.  

       I really have no plan for today's post---even less than normally.  Yes sometimes I actually do have a plan for this page.  Today is more about the calming actions writing on here deal me.  And keeping writing.  In loosing myself over the years as an individual person I have stopped a lot of activities I hold dear.   Writing, reading, etc.  Yeah there is a lot of reading -each morning while I guzzle coffee and scan the Facebook pages.  But that is more like reading a Dam soap opera.  
                                                                                             I will take the time here  to push my local Exploring blog page.   Filled with my pictures and my Exploring.    Check it!   And please share the links that you enjoy.
         I had planned on posting a short addition to the above page last night, but work saved me from my boredom and my thoughts and I was called in last night.   One of the bosses even came to pick me up for work.  Making another six day work week for me.   Not bad for being a part timer, at least on the books.   ;)  So this put me on the books once again celebrating Labor Day at labor.  I might have said no--but who says no to holiday pay?   And it turned into a very busy night--- so tip filled of course.  So maybe the new post tonight   if y'all are lucky.   As I keep saying, I am actually closer to getting into a new vehicle---and my Exploring will be up much more.   If nothing else I really need a long mind clearing road trip and some long hikes in the desert.  Maybe a rain filled desert!   
                                                      Again this year!
True story!
Guns lives matter....

Monday, September 5, 2016

Another Day Another Pot O Coffee To Drink!

               Hello all this warm afternoon!   And happy Labor Day to all of you out there!   I happen to have the day off work, more because they do not want to pay me for holiday pay.  Work actually tried to call me in late last night, because they were short handed again.  But I forgot to answer the phone.   So technically I would have been working today.  I was going to do a whole post of fun  maybe funny episodes I have had at past jobs, that probably should have got me fired, but figured it would be a very full blog post if I listed them all.   Plus I might wish to do some of these same things at  my current job.  ;)  All of this talk and rambling makes me wonder if people on welfare celebrate Labor Day?   Maybe they spend the day looking for work?  This makes me wonder why I would wonder such things.    It is probably a reason I am alone so much.  But high sarcasm levels is supposed to be a sign of a very smart, quick thinking person.  Or did I make that up also?   My buddy and I want to write down all our hardships and such---but fear no one would believe that they alllllllll happened to us.  And think we are making the stories up.   I can say that none of my stories are made up----- I don't have a good enough imagination to make up that kind of stuff, and if I was going to make it up, I would end with much better outcomes for myself for sure.   And there are a lot of stories.  I try to add them to this page as much as I can.   I swear another buddy of mine only talks to me still, so he can hear my latest story's.   
            So in my great abundance of sudden free time I have been reading a lot of my old posts.  Not the best idea -sometimes because relationship highs, pictures, and problems are mentioned almost as much as my true love, coffee!  I know why I really love this very page.   It offers a very calming outlet when I post  another place to post my personal pictures, and such and vent without actually talking to that person.  I have been doing this page for years now, so it also offers reflection for me, in almost a journal setting.   Although I still do not see for the life of me, why so many others come to this page.   The readership is always high!  Saying here, that I have a lot of readers, not that you are high.  Not that there is anything wrong with being high---it might actually help you enjoy this page more.  ;)   Stupider yet, on my part I have been going to my wife's old blog page.  I realize she wrote these things a long time ago, but the great love was still there.    As I work to figure out where that love has gone, and how long ago it really disappeared - things I don't think I will ever learn-  Cliff notes, this all makes for a long sentence, and makes me fully sad again.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              
             A page of mine that needs lots of visitors is my local Exploring page!    Full of pictures and Exploring around Amazing Arizona.  In fact I will be posting on that page very soon now-on this very day.    Please take a look around and share the links with everyone you know!               
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Where are you Exploring today??
True story!
Everyone should have a White mocha Steve
One fine night in Sheridan Wyoming
Wait   what!?
                                                                                                                                                                                 Isn't this the dentist set??
Today my coffee says I am a great person!
And to stop listing to my drinks
no matter how complementary they may be.