9/16/2016

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   

     Hello all this fine night!  I hope that everyone reading this finds themselves in a great place in life.  And that this page keeps you there.  Maybe not this very entry but one of them.  There are now nearly 750 post to chuckle your way through.  It seems the last few daze I have been at work an awful lot again, and have not had time to attend to many things I need to, especially this page.  But tonight I got home plenty early to jot down a few of the random ramblings bouncing around in my head.  As always   I hope you enjoy!

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 

                                  **"I'm not a witch  I'm your wife!"** ;)  ---The Princesses Bride                                                                                                                                                                         
        **"God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy!"**

   ** Happy wife-happy life-------- Nothing rhymes with happy husband--welcome to married life, dumb ass!!"**

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I have a stalker named Bill!
You know who you are! I absolutely hate YOU! He keeps hanging around my house despite my best efforts to be rid of him. I think he ...likes me! And when I finally get rid of him, he keeps coming back. I think he loves me! He comes in many forms...telephone bill, water bill, electric bill and so on... If you drive by my house and see him feel free to shoot his ass on site! Re-post if Bill haunts you too...
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So a few days back I had a rental car for the day. About midnight I was driving from St David to the Wally World in Benson. All the sudden I'm getting pulled over. Freaking out cause doing the speed limit and all. Its the border patrol! My rental had California plates and he was looking in the car for illegals new one on me! Maybe they heard y all call me Pepe Adams at work? Isn't that state profiling or something illegal?
                                                                                     


                                                                                                                                                                                                                             **"I believe in equal opportunity harassment. Given the opportunity I will harass and be sarcastic to all equally."**
                                                                                                                                                               

**"Trying to forget someone you
Love is like trying to remember someone you never met ."**
                                                                                                                                                                                                                         


                                                                                    

I am currently growing dildos in Farmville and am having problems with squatters---  Recall Farmville on Facebook?  If you did not waste to much time playing the game you still heard about it, as players sent you requests -several at a time.  Although this post might have stopped most of the requests from your friends.  I played the game for way to long, had a big ol farm going.  And at one point when I left my home to take a very long bus ride to visit my now wife and kiddos, I was worried about not being able to get onto the game and take care of the stupid farm.  I let my wife take over---and ended up with hundreds and hundreds of sheep on my farm.  Sheep are safe!   I have attempted to explain this in the past on this very page, but I grew up in Wyoming and hear sheep love jokes all of the time.  Funny funny stuff about Velcro gloves and such.   So  to be even more funny, while she was watching my farm, she kept buying me sheep.   Much to my amusement when I did manage to get back onto the farm.  
  

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Daily coffee themed post!                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               
                                                                                                                                                                                    Coming up again for most of the country---as in not for us in Arizona!                                                                                                                                                                                                                            
                                                                                                                                                                                                                      Although I managed to post on 9-11  I also kept from bringing it up on this blog page.  Not because I don't want to remember or don't think about it all the time----I will never forget that day, or were I was.  And many years ago--when visiting NY city, I went to the top of one of the trade center buildings.  Wow I am dating myself here---age wise, not because I am very unsure of my status with my wife at the moment.  Everyone needs to recall this day  and keep the true significance of it and who caused this in the front of there thoughts  but I did not feel a need to bring it up on the actual date.  It needs to be talked about and recalled, I was just reading about how since this was 15 years ago---wow!  sure does not seem like it,  many of our kids were not  around and are learning about all of this in school history books NOW.   Do we really want all of there information to come from school on this or any other subject matter?  Just sayin'