Wake Up!

     Hello All!   This page alone just hit 32,000 views  so I want to thank you all again.   No matter what might have actually brought you to this page.  I hope missing out on all that porn was worth it while you roamed around here for a bit.  And that you keep checking out this page and all of my pages.  To continue to find out what all the fuss is about.  If you wish to take a few more seconds away from your porn viewing action, please also share this page!   I talk about coffee a lot.  I post about coffee a lot also.  It is a great topic.  It is a mind opening topic and many times my only life blood for sure.  I find myself still working graves at work and I feel just like a Zombie.  But not the kool kind of Zombie that kicks butt.  I just float through life at the moment.  Not really enjoying any of it, or really giving my full to any of it.  Especially in my home life.  But the same can be said for my work "life" or the time that I set aside to "sleep."  I live on caffeine and all of the caffeine is killing my stomach and body system.   It also seems to be killing everything about me.    For all of you that really don't care about any of this----I will stop b*tching now and get on to some jokes.  Or attempts at jokes.  Although my sleep deprived mind may very well find them much more appealing, funny, and or sexy than you do.  But what do I care, at least I am amused!

 

Amazing

I am a lucky man.

This is a picture before my grave yard shifts/Zombie life

 

 

Maybe God   or anyone would be  a much betterer co-pilot??

 

But what do I know?

 

 

I don't understand how a plane can just disappear.

And yet it keeps happening.

 

 

                                                  Century Link is NOT any better  by the way.
                                                                                  ;)

 

 

 

 

Welcome to my life every day!

 

 

I had never been to a drive through Best Buy Before this.

 

 

Three thumbs up!

 

 

 

This is a picture I took a few months ago in California were everything is bass ass backwards anyway.  I think every bad law I saw in Oregon and Washington started in sunny CA  were like here in Arizona all that sun quickly messes up peoples brains.  Anyways, does this mean I can smoke in my motel room or not?   Silly Motel 6

 

 

 

 

It's still July so this is still funny!

 

I mostly post this because our boss the other night wore  a shirt similar to the man standing up in this picture.

I kept telling people that I had found Waldo-all night and when she over heard me---gave up on being in trouble and went full  by calling her Waldo all night. 

I bet she did not find it funny and B will never wear that top to work again.

Weather she thinks I am working or not.

 

 

 

                                                                             True story.
                                                                         So does my wife. 

 

 

Today's picture of the day comes from Bellingham, WA.

And this clock is telling me it is about time to eat!

Time stands still for no one   and no matter what you are doing, how Zombie like you feel, or how un productive you feel, to better yourself or keep your great family    you need to figure it all out.  Quickly.

 

Warning--This Material Is Not Safe For Anyone!

Everything now has 15 Warning labels

so it is just a matter of time before you see this on your pants.

The sad thing is enough people have to have this very problem, before

the company finds a need to post such a label.

**"I got a new job this afternoon while leaving the book store--

as I made the mistake of holding the door open for one customer.

Soon I was stationed diligently being a gentleman and door holder for a good hour!"**

**"The crack addict stopped me and said she would do anything for $10 dollars,  My car has never looked cleaner!"**----On that cheery note, as my buddy and I attempted to check into our motel room this afternoon, a tweeker was sitting on there bike in the way of parking.  We tried to wait for her to leave, but she mistook our actions for wanting to talk.  She came up to our truck and between face scratching, asked if we had any spare change or an extra cheeseburger in our truck.  Random if not a conversation starter for sure!  

She eyed the grocers in the back of the truck, but my buddy informed her that all of our cheeseburger cash went into buying this food, and if we did not eat all of the food, we would die.  

She considered this, and than saw something shiny in the bushes.

By the time my buddy attempted to leave the motel, she appeared out of no were and asked him the same question with no realization that they had chatted before.  

        Greeting tonight from Northern California!   Were I am enjoying a nice surprise, yes really-- were it is dumping rain outside.  Has been all day.  I realize while I lived in Washington state I might have complained about the rain and the dark and stormy nights and sky's as Snoopy might have written about.  BUT after living in the desert since June the  pitter patter of the rain hitting the ground and more importantly the cooler temperatures it brings is a very welcome feeling.  I am once again in a Motel 6 tonight typing this.  Because of there rates and, compatibility with pets, and such I have spent many a night in such a motel.  And with there nation wide remodels, the rooms usually look the same were ever I may be.  This one is actually not like the norm, and actually very snazzy.  I have also takin' many a selfie in a Motel 6 mirror.  In fact I have almost as many such pictures as of myself by a vehicle of mine with the hood up, on the side of the road-not running.  My wife and I have had many a bad trip in random vehicles we have had and have now determined that by the time we can afford a quality vehicle, the kids will be out of our house, and we will not be taking road trips!  If you do not know what a selfie is, congratulations!   I have heard that the dumb as$ word has made it into the new dictionary in a continuing effort to effectively prove that we as Americans are getting dumberer and further prove why other countries really hate us.   No matter the case, more pictures on all of this to come--and only one or tow of those will be selfies.

   

Also the perfect time to check out MY Facebook time

You know you want too, and that you have the time to do so

Exploring with Wyoming Jack/Bobble Head

Just call him Big Brother for short.

Daily coffee plug!!

If this picture is not convincing enough just watch or stay with our three kiddos for a week or so  :)

     No reason to get bad food because of a bad family member----right? 

                              I do believe they are running out of news to report on.  

That's not right 

but you know you laughed!

     Many new post coming to the Exploring pages.  Thank you for your readership, sharing of these pages, and or patience!   

Black & Blue Friday!

             **"I have measured out my life in coffee spoons."**------   Is this so bad??

Right now my Monday's are my Fridays at work.

But I still like coffee!

    For more fun, during the holidaze, the isles get smaller and smaller---full of gifts.


      I have written about Black Friday before.  And it's mass ridiculousness.  We as a nation spend Turkey Day being thankful, and than go out in masses the very next day, and pound and trample each other for a $2.00 DVD, no one wants to ever watch.  This year saw an entire weeksend of shopping, wahoo!   This meant that families did not have to spend time together, and workers in the retail world were forced into the same fate. 

  I have worked at Wally World for eight Black Fridays--and can say that consuming massive amounts of coffee defiantly helps one deal with the masses!   My working daze usually included starting work at 4 AM.  I was not before aware that there was a 4 AM, but I try to learn something new every day.   I would prepare for the extra long day by just putting a straw in my coffee pot.   Pouring the entire coffee pot over your head is also advised.  It will wake you up super fast, and prepare you for the customer onslaught and possible beating you will receive all day long.   I am not going to go into the mass craziness much here today, you can go online and watch fights galore from Black Friday.  Most of the worse scenes are from Wally World stores again this year.  So congrats to those shoppers!  Being the most downloaded You-Tube videos, is your five minutes of fame!

    Working Black Friday as a server is possibly the worse day of the year.  Especially if you work  the breakfast shift.   All of your customers have been up all night, they are angry, many have black eyes, and they want to tell you about all the money they have spent.  Because they have spent all of that cash, saving cash, they do not have any left to actually tip you for serving them.  Today I start with a comical view of the crazy day.  And than I might throw in some war stories from my daze at Wally World.   I say war stories, because we really should have received hazard pay. 

                Just to put things in perspective, at least you were not this woman!  

Start planning now for next year.....

   **  The line in front of the retail store was amazingly large this Black Friday.  One man rolled up his sleeves, and started climbing over the crowd.  He made it quite a ways, before the crowd worked as a group, and shoved him to the end of the line, were he belonged.  He tried again, with more gusto.  But did not make it much closer to the door, before getting thrown to the ground.  One more attempt got him very close to the retail stores front door.  But alas, still he was moved to the back of the now even longer line.   "I am going to attempt this one more time, and if these people do the same thing, I am not going to unlock the store doors today!"  The store manager announced out loud.**

     Back in the days--when Wal Mart's actually closed, and were not all open 24/7 to be sure and suck all of the cash out of peoples pocket books, we would have lines wrapped around the store of shoppers ready for deals on Black Friday.  One year we reportedly had 4000 people at the front door.  The managers would unlock the doors and get the heck out of the way.  As the masses spilled in.    If you were a cashier, you could watch all the action from relative safety.  With the register as a buffer between you and the wild crowds.   

     Now the stores are open all of the time.  So people camp out and wait for the best deals to be wheeled out of the back of the store.  If you are one of these "shoppers" and I use that term loosely.   Make sure your key item is from electronics.  That way you can lounge and watch TV!   The furniture section is usually located across from electronics, so you can pull up a bean bag chair!  Don't knock it, these chairs are amazingly comfortable.  

     One year, last time the evil Furby was a super hot toy, that was the item everyone had to have. And of course each store got exactly 50,000 less than they needed to fill peoples shopping lists.  Anyways, at some point --while we workers were hiding in the the back of the store, we found an entire pallet of the evil toy.   We wheeled them to sporting goods, and paged out that we had found more of the "great" Furby.  None of us were expecting the huge crowd that showed up in the middle of sporting goods.  For added fun, a couple of us workers jumped on top of the sporting goods counter, and started chucking the toys into the large crowd.  It was great fun watching the customers maul each other.  Much like watching gals fight over the flowers at any large wedding.  Except that we got to experience this multiple times.  Later we got disciplined by management--but it was well worth it!  More Wally World stories soon!   I above use words like "evil" because the Furby is again VERY popular this year.   And my wife and daughter both want one.   ;)   Seems like any easy task, but they are as hard to find, as the orginal ones now are.

Next post---some thoughts on Turkey Day!

And of course lots of random rambling. 

Please don't forget to check out my other blog post--

All about Exploring Bellingham Washington.

Full of fun and pictures!

http://exploreb-ham.blogspot.com

http://exploreb-ham.blogspot.com

With July Comes Sunshine!

     I start today with today's picture of the day!   Each is a picture I have takin' and I attempt to keep them as current as I can.  And than I tell you a little bit about the picture.  Lucky you!  It is amazing how calming exploring and taking pictures is for me.  These blog posts also have the same effect.   Anyway, I took the above picture two days ago, while walking our dog, just blocks from our house in beautiful Fairhaven, WA.  I thought it was a perfect end to a long but productive day.   This spot of sunshine peaking through the dark and gloomy skies.  If I had had the energy, I would have ventured down by the bay, to get some of these shots with the water below.  
     I borrowed this whole concept from a blogger sight called "Bellingham Daily Photo."   In fact I try to set up some of the same pictures I see on the sight.   But this sights are MUCH better--always.  Anyways, I again hope, they do not mind me borrowing the idea.   And that you find the time to check it out.  By sending more viewers his way, maybe that will lighten the whole concept of me stealing there idea.   Or something like that.  With the full on sunshine today, and the dam ice cream truck parked just feet in front of me, with it's extra annoying song playing over and over, I fine myself overly distracted.     In a febal combat, we sent all the kids out with popcicles from our freezer, and told them to eat them beside the ice cream truck, and wave!




                      **"If you can believe something --you can achieve it!"**


                                      **"Positive thoughts = positive results!"**----


    Both of these great quotes are from my wife.  Actually she did not come up with them, but try's to live by them daily.   In looking back, I enjoy all of my deep quotes, but they are not very positive usually.  

   Sometimes my blog posts have a theme through the entire blog.  With pictures that match also!  Today is again not one of those days.   I would like to appoligize now to my readers.  For two things.   1.)  I keep talking of posts to come, and than ramble as filler through the rest of the blog.  And B.) For whatever reason, I can not get spell check to work on Blogger.   So, the thoughts are even more random and hard to understand than normal.  

    In the same note ---I would like to thank my readers!   Just for being there and passing on the links.   This page is nearing 9000 views!  I am still not sure why.    Maybe it is from the 1.5 laughs I offer each week.  Please also check out my other blog sight.  Just about Bellingham and Whatcom county.   I have been neglecting that page---and have a ton of posts in the works for it.   If you happen to have Facebook ---please take a look at my new page---  

1. Wyoming Jack/Bobble Head's Blogs Exploring Bellingham & Whatcom county

   I am planning on ignoring my regular FB page, and doing most of my posting on this page for awhile.  You can comment there---on anything I say, send in your own pictures, ideas for my next exploring trip, thoughts, or items you wish to sell in the Bellingham area.   

   **"Should I make my own coffee this morning or drive to the coffee shop? I hope this is my most challenging dilemma today."**

   

   
   

   Mmmmmm coffee!

   
   

   I have recently heard that my random thoughts and pictures are much more ammusing, like most things, when you are drunk.   So with that same concept, my best posts should be the ones I did while I was drunk?   For the most part now, I do my blogs with lots and lots of caffine in my blood stream.   In case you have not gotten that memo.  

   
   

   

                                                         "The more you know!"

   
   

   

   
   

   I ask questions all of the time, and no one ever seems to have answers for me.  Or really even like my questions.   But it is good to constantly ask things instead of accepting what you are told, from most powers that be that is.   But if you go the above route instead of just asking the question.  The IRS will answer for you.  

   

   
   

   I have told many of my police stories before--and have many examples of other things not advisable to say to cops.   

   At the top of the list---is to ask a motercycle police officer were his seat belt is, when he is writing you a ticket for not wearing a seat belt.   

   Top thing not to tell a judge---Do not call them a dumb ass, in any way, shape, or form.  

   Although that day I did learn what contempt of court meant!

   
   

   **"I don't get how people in this day and age, with camara's everywere ---can rob banks--and get away with it."**----

   
   

   
   

   • When we lived in AZ---A bank robber jumped in a cab for his getaway car. Im not sure how he thought that was going to work out, but it ended bad for him. Or if he thought the cab driver would want to be paid in stolin' bills.

        

     • By the time we moved, people were stealing backhos out of construction sights, digging up atm's and driving off with them.   I am still not sure how they explained this to the cops.   "The ATM was mine and I am taking it home to put in my backyard......"

   
   

   
   

   

   
   

     **"I told my wife I was buying her some diamonds for her birthday. She said that nothing would please her more. So I got her nothing."**

   
   

   

   
   

    This show starts again tonight!   In fact we got Showtime just to watch the new seasons.  After becoming basically addicted to the show while it was on Netflix.  Basically to pass on the addiction, I got my wife interested in the show also.  

   
   

       I have noticed that all of the residents here are overly nosy.  I notice this every day, but more so today.  I am outside enjoying the sun, holding on to our dog, and typing away on my lap top.  Apprently this is a sign, that I want to be bugged.   And looking over my shoulder as I am typing, asking what I am typing--is a good way to bug someone.  Luckily I was not typing this paragraph at that time.  Mostly the residents here just appear when they need something.  Or when they are digging for more information to call housing or the police about.   We live in housing, although very cheap, everything else is overly annoying.  Although most of the residents are in the same boat---and should be banding together.  Actually most of the residents here are completly abusing the system in some way.  The best example is the house that got busted with pounds of drugs in it.   Because of all of these fine people-- people in the state that really do need the assistance, are loosing it.  Also because of all of this, we have a savings account --just for a moving fund in our future!