Warning--This Material Is Not Safe For Anyone!

Everything now has 15 Warning labels

so it is just a matter of time before you see this on your pants.

The sad thing is enough people have to have this very problem, before

the company finds a need to post such a label.

**"I got a new job this afternoon while leaving the book store--

as I made the mistake of holding the door open for one customer.

Soon I was stationed diligently being a gentleman and door holder for a good hour!"**

**"The crack addict stopped me and said she would do anything for $10 dollars,  My car has never looked cleaner!"**----On that cheery note, as my buddy and I attempted to check into our motel room this afternoon, a tweeker was sitting on there bike in the way of parking.  We tried to wait for her to leave, but she mistook our actions for wanting to talk.  She came up to our truck and between face scratching, asked if we had any spare change or an extra cheeseburger in our truck.  Random if not a conversation starter for sure!  

She eyed the grocers in the back of the truck, but my buddy informed her that all of our cheeseburger cash went into buying this food, and if we did not eat all of the food, we would die.  

She considered this, and than saw something shiny in the bushes.

By the time my buddy attempted to leave the motel, she appeared out of no were and asked him the same question with no realization that they had chatted before.  

        Greeting tonight from Northern California!   Were I am enjoying a nice surprise, yes really-- were it is dumping rain outside.  Has been all day.  I realize while I lived in Washington state I might have complained about the rain and the dark and stormy nights and sky's as Snoopy might have written about.  BUT after living in the desert since June the  pitter patter of the rain hitting the ground and more importantly the cooler temperatures it brings is a very welcome feeling.  I am once again in a Motel 6 tonight typing this.  Because of there rates and, compatibility with pets, and such I have spent many a night in such a motel.  And with there nation wide remodels, the rooms usually look the same were ever I may be.  This one is actually not like the norm, and actually very snazzy.  I have also takin' many a selfie in a Motel 6 mirror.  In fact I have almost as many such pictures as of myself by a vehicle of mine with the hood up, on the side of the road-not running.  My wife and I have had many a bad trip in random vehicles we have had and have now determined that by the time we can afford a quality vehicle, the kids will be out of our house, and we will not be taking road trips!  If you do not know what a selfie is, congratulations!   I have heard that the dumb as$ word has made it into the new dictionary in a continuing effort to effectively prove that we as Americans are getting dumberer and further prove why other countries really hate us.   No matter the case, more pictures on all of this to come--and only one or tow of those will be selfies.

   

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Just call him Big Brother for short.

Daily coffee plug!!

If this picture is not convincing enough just watch or stay with our three kiddos for a week or so  :)

     No reason to get bad food because of a bad family member----right? 

                              I do believe they are running out of news to report on.  

That's not right 

but you know you laughed!

     Many new post coming to the Exploring pages.  Thank you for your readership, sharing of these pages, and or patience!   

Wake Up-It's Coffee-30 Somewere!!

              G' day to y'all!   I had a really deep thought provoking actual topic for today's blog post---but my coffee has definitely not kicked in full blast yet.   So I see this going like many of my posts, and quickly turning into full on random rambling.   Many of my posts seem to write themselves and take the topics way into the gutter.   I wish the novel I have been trying to write for years, would just write it self.  

 

    I have posted the above before---but in celebration of me just locating my straight jacket--I thought I would post again.   Sadly after re-reading many of my past posts, I think they were much funnier -the further back I go.   I hope to change this soon, but not today!   I also realize that my opinion doesn't really matter, since just slipping up while talking and saying the word "do" twice in a row in a sentence, makes me chuckle and chuckle!  I often find myself the only one laughing.   This makes me laugh too....

 

By the look on his face, I don't know if this was a master winning plan,

or he just lost a really bad bet, but the plan seems to be working. 

 

 

 

                                                                      Always just one step away!

                                                                       Do not-not try this at home.

                                                This goes out to the few great people out there.  Those that would help
       us through anything.  There are very few of you left out there---and we appreciate you, beyond your belief!
Mr AA and Pooh are always very deep also. 

And now my moment of Zen...

 



 

 

 

Cheers!

 

 

 

Reading is sexy.

 

So I used to read all the time.

Especially when we had to rely solely on public transportation.  The extra strange people greatly enjoy talking to me, and for the most part--if you are staring at a book, they will not strike up a conversation with you.   At some point, I decided since I was spending all that time staring at the pages, I should actually read some of them also!

As we try to get our kiddos to read more and more, I try to do my reading time each night in the living room--were they all can see me reading.   It is not often enough that they follow suit, but sometimes it works.

 

 

     I have not done my picture of the day for quite awhile.   So scattered through this blog post are several pictures I have shot.   The one above is my favorite for today.   From Bellingham, Washington while roaming down State Street one fine day.   The sun is always a very welcome sight in Washington state.   Here in the desert we see lots of it, and I still keep checking the calender to see if it really is January --with it so warm out each day.  By summer time, it is so dam hot, one almost wishes for rain---making the monsoon season a huge hit at our house.  

 

 

I grew up in Wyoming were the above is a very warm day, one were you might break out your shorts.

And I can't say I miss the very long, bitter winters at all. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Hello Mitches!!

                        G'Day everyone!!   My last couple of blog posts have been a little bit on the angry side.  So I will refrain from that today and try to keep things on a much lighter note!   My next Exploring blog ---will be a picture filled first impressions of our new home town of Benson, Arizona.   Have I mentioned how much I like to take pictures?   I enjoy it almost as much as annoying those that need to be annoyed.  Or those that are very lacking in sarcastic termage.  This last classification involves most of the people I meet on a regular day, including my wife.  I am going to start a 3rd blog series this summer, full of pictures and Exploring Arizona.   I am also going to place all of my best personal pictures on an actual web sight.  One that is not Facebook that is--to show case them.      I know I keep threatening all of these things.   The same as I keep saying, what you will read here will be funny.   At some point-- if I keep saying this, it has to be funny.    In the mean time, Please check out MY Facebook page at:    

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Just sayin'

But if you do not like what you read PLEASE actually leave a comment.

Or if you love what you read.

I almost could not even type that last line, without laughing.

                             My wife and I have been trying to make a new word stick.   Trying is the key word.  I have been randomly placing it in my blogs, and in Facebook status. 

  But alas have never heard it outside of our house.   Maybe it just isn't as kool as we think it is?   Nahhhh   it is very kool---One of those words that is just plain fun  to say.    The word is "Mitches!"   See it is fun to say, it kind of just rolls off your tongue as you yell it.   It means my b*tch  but does not involve cussing around the kiddos.   Spread the word, Mitches!

Plus I have been slacking on posting about coffee lately.  

Shame---I should call myself a Mitch for that one.  

Even I am a little amazed how much I mention the brew of the God's in my blogs.

Although I do not usually talk to my coffee cup--it might be a good idea. 

A great idea until the coffee cup started talking back. 

I like to talk a lot---my wife has heard mostly everything I have to say, 

I am not working at the moment, and we have three kids on summer break.  

So although I love talking to my wife, because she is an adult, this is not always mutual. 

My last great idea, was that I should become a radio DJ --so that I would be rambling to a huge audience--even better an audience that could not see my face--making it harder to know who's butt to kick.  

I would get all of my talking done on air, and not to my wife.  

She could just turn on the radio while I was at work, if she wanted to be put instantly asleep or something of that nature.  

Short story, shorter---she did not think much of this idea.  

So if you live in this area, rejoice your ears will be saved.  

If you have read this far--I can not help you. 

I do know for sure, that I will just stick to drinking my coffee for now.

Although I might yell cuss words at it, when my wife and I are really fighting or when the hot brew spills in my crotch. 

I always enjoy a good bumper sticker!

Wait,,,,, that's not funny.  

The truth hurts.

Although I am hardly ever as "deep" as I think I am in my head.  Before I actually type the words out.    AA Miles is deep all of the time.   Especially since most of the best lines come from a talking Poo.

Here is something more along the lines of me being deep......

Still a better love story than Twilight.

Mine is not autographed.   ;(