Wake Up!

     Hello All!   This page alone just hit 32,000 views  so I want to thank you all again.   No matter what might have actually brought you to this page.  I hope missing out on all that porn was worth it while you roamed around here for a bit.  And that you keep checking out this page and all of my pages.  To continue to find out what all the fuss is about.  If you wish to take a few more seconds away from your porn viewing action, please also share this page!   I talk about coffee a lot.  I post about coffee a lot also.  It is a great topic.  It is a mind opening topic and many times my only life blood for sure.  I find myself still working graves at work and I feel just like a Zombie.  But not the kool kind of Zombie that kicks butt.  I just float through life at the moment.  Not really enjoying any of it, or really giving my full to any of it.  Especially in my home life.  But the same can be said for my work "life" or the time that I set aside to "sleep."  I live on caffeine and all of the caffeine is killing my stomach and body system.   It also seems to be killing everything about me.    For all of you that really don't care about any of this----I will stop b*tching now and get on to some jokes.  Or attempts at jokes.  Although my sleep deprived mind may very well find them much more appealing, funny, and or sexy than you do.  But what do I care, at least I am amused!

 

Amazing

I am a lucky man.

This is a picture before my grave yard shifts/Zombie life

 

 

Maybe God   or anyone would be  a much betterer co-pilot??

 

But what do I know?

 

 

I don't understand how a plane can just disappear.

And yet it keeps happening.

 

 

                                                  Century Link is NOT any better  by the way.
                                                                                  ;)

 

 

 

 

Welcome to my life every day!

 

 

I had never been to a drive through Best Buy Before this.

 

 

Three thumbs up!

 

 

 

This is a picture I took a few months ago in California were everything is bass ass backwards anyway.  I think every bad law I saw in Oregon and Washington started in sunny CA  were like here in Arizona all that sun quickly messes up peoples brains.  Anyways, does this mean I can smoke in my motel room or not?   Silly Motel 6

 

 

 

 

It's still July so this is still funny!

 

I mostly post this because our boss the other night wore  a shirt similar to the man standing up in this picture.

I kept telling people that I had found Waldo-all night and when she over heard me---gave up on being in trouble and went full  by calling her Waldo all night. 

I bet she did not find it funny and B will never wear that top to work again.

Weather she thinks I am working or not.

 

 

 

                                                                             True story.
                                                                         So does my wife. 

 

 

Today's picture of the day comes from Bellingham, WA.

And this clock is telling me it is about time to eat!

Time stands still for no one   and no matter what you are doing, how Zombie like you feel, or how un productive you feel, to better yourself or keep your great family    you need to figure it all out.  Quickly.

 

O July!

           A jolly good evening to my two readers out there!!  As my birthday continues to creep closer I am meet with an almost dread to turning older once again.  After about ones 12th birthday the whole concept just seems to loose it's thrill.  Until maybe your 21st birthday--the day ones drinking addiction can legally start.  I more than likely will be working on my birthday once again.  Like I have said --this year is extra great because on the same day all three of our kiddos go back to school and it is payday!    Since I started work--and have almost been living there  I have been super slacking at all of my blog posts.  This will change on all three of MY pages.   Thank you all for being patient and please keep checking all of my pages!  
I started as a part timer at work--supposedly. The first day I was bumped up to full time. And now I am working six daze a week.  This is great for the paychecks but not for having any form of a life outside of work.  Or for furthering our Exploring adventures.  Especially since I mostly work the grave yard shit--still.   OK in all fairness it has only been two months--but Dam it seems like much longer.  To everyone involved --especially my co-workers I am sure. 

Blog rundown:
My first page full of posts, Exploring, random rambling and coffee love! www.wyomingjack.blogspot.com
Some of my better pictures and Exploring of Washington state mostly around Bellingham. http://exploreb-ham.blogspot.com/
http://exarizonagobensonbobcats.blogspot.com/ MY newest page all about Exploring amazing Arizona.     Check them all out!!

   **"When did back to school lists become so long, and schools stop buying ANY of the supplies? Thank goodness for the local back to school fair in the park!! Free supplies from backpacks to rulers. But it requires getting up at 5 AM."**

                 **"Coffee makes me awesome!"**------At least something does.  ;)

        **"If brains were used as money YOU would have to take out a loan to buy a cup of coffee."**--Cheers

   **In my travels I have meet a ton of people from a ton of back grounds. But I have to admit I HAVE NEVER meet anyone that works in a dildo factory. Have you??**


                                   **"You can't be sad when your holding a cupcake."**


               **"How do people in Mexico run to the boarder to eat at Taco Bell?"**

 This is an impressive map--although it reminds me a lot of a virus---or the spreading of illegals.   Impressive or alarming??

http://www.dailyviralstuff.com/watch-the-spread-of-walmarts-across-the-u-s-in-one-horrifying-gif/

   Speaking of links---this one is beyond DURP!    It is rare--but I really have no comments about how dumb the MANY people protesting this really are.   Please read this one.  After you stop shaking your head in dismay for America you will shrug and start laughing.  Maybe. 

http://q13fox.com/2014/07/12/huh-photo-of-stephen-spielberg-with-dead-dinosaur-sparks-outrage-on-web/

 

Seems legit to me. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

On the same thought line--kindda---Washington just became the 2nd state to legalize recreational pot.   And the stores can not even come close to keeping up with the demand.  Is this from Washington people or Oregon and such residents taking road trips.  And why are people in these areas not taking use of all of the "street vendors?"  Oregon residents must be beyond ticked ---years ago when I lived in the state---hippies state wide were trying to get weed legal.   And at least ten years later--it still is not.   But just miles away across the boarder in Washington --a state much more addicted to coffee--has just called it legal.  Isn't it "great" were our priorites are?

 

 

 

 

 

And you thought you had a bad job

 

 

 

 

 **"Not only do I take the short bus to work---I drive it!"**

 

 

Today's picture of the day

comes all the way from Sheridan, Wyoming. 

Were the huge rodeo is going on at this very moment. 

I have tons of new Exploring pictures ready to write about and show off.   Again

thank you for being patient.

 

 

This is right on Main Street. 

And a World famous bar.

The same as the rodeo is known all over.

You might not think bars have much to do with rodeos---if you think this,

you have not been to a rodeo in Wyoming or Montana.

 

 

 

 

 

 

I Am Special!

       Even with tomorrow being Monday -it should be an amazing day for several reasons.  Mostly because the kiddos return to school tomorrow!  After two weeks of the dreaded Spring Break, even the kids are counting down the hours until they return.  Teachers are payed to handle the kids all day and of course there are other kids --as in not siblings to annoy and play with at school.  Although this vacation we have been very lack on bed times and such, even with the adults.  So 6 AM might very well seem the same as 2 in the morning.  I also do the major part of my paper work for my new job tomorrow afternoon.  Casinos have a large background check bundle of paper work that is about the size of a telephone book for a small community.  I have been through this fun before, so am not worried about the results, but it is very time consuming.  I believe April feels even safer about my past, because these back ground checks are amazingly strict, go back years, and require fingerprints sent to the FBI.  I will be getting up with the kids in the morning and than heading to Tucson.  With the camera in case I have time between errands for some Exploring and to snap some pictures.  

                                          **So many trails   So little time!**

    Of course such a Monday will require lots of coffee.  Maybe just sticking a straw in the coffee pot and taking it all with me on the road.  Probably not--I don't have cup holders even near that big in the car, and it is a five speed, so I don't see the balancing act ending well for my crotch or my dress clothes.  I might even attempt to find a decent coffee shop and type out a blog in the morning.  I say attempt because after living so long in Washington, I got spoiled by great coffee shops.  With a new one to try about every ten feet.  Here in Arizona people would not know what to do with a great cup of Joe or a good coffee shop -at least that is how it seems so far.  

Mmmmm coffee!!

With all the spying going on -I mentioned a few daze back 

how amazing it is that no one can find this huge airplane floating around in 

Never Never land apparently.  

   And last for today-------   some helpful hints when writing    Take notes.....

Sun For Everyone--If You Live Here

   Above is actually a picture I took in Bellingham, Washington  were sun is so rare, they paint it on buildings!

      Good morning to all!   And I hope it is a coffee filled morning also.  Mine is turning that way very quickly.  The more coffee I drink the faster I type these posts and the more amusing I become--at least that is how it works for me.  I read back over my posts and laugh and laugh.  I will admit when the become funniest is after I drink adult beverages-not coffee for sure.  So if my posts are putting you to sleep, like useless decaff coffee--maybe it is that time in the day for you to switch to booze!  It is five o clock some were.   Once again today-I am not going to post about the Super Bowl.  Although I might well ramble on about it.  I still really do have a full page about the game, but have not found the need to post it at this time.  

     Today as I stare out at the sunshine I smile.   The same smile that usually only appears when I see my beautiful wife for the first time of the day, or when I fart extra loudly.  I would be out on our car port typing all of this---it is covered and we have a couch out there--in the glorious sun and out doors---but I attempted that yesterday.  With all of the wind, I could not keep our wi-fi and I soon had a short paragraph and lots of anger.   By soon, I mean an hour into it.  I mention this because it is February -and by the weeksend they report shows it will be 88 outside!  Because we do not shovel sun shine in the land of the sweating sun!  So in contrast here 40 seems down right chilly.  I mostly share this because -well it makes me smile and all giddy like a school girl.  AND because most of the people I know, and that read this page-- do not live in Arizona.  And the weather is probably not near as nice.  To those of you -that are not A holes, we have a couch you can stay on and visit the warmth.   And all of that cold and snow keeping you inside, gives you ample time to roam through many of my past posts on this very page and on my other pages.  The snow is torture enough!-- you say,   fair enough.  :)

This is a picture from my home state in Wyoming.  

My goofy smile gets even bigger as I do not stare at anything close to this 

out our window.  

Cheers!

                                   *Pssst!   I do not think it is a secret any more.  

                         In case you did not get the memo---Valentines day is very near. 
I got the memo, and than threw it at cupid.  I have written in the past more than enough about this "holiday."

Good item marketing right there!

Although it could easily lead to this...

     These are actual signs.  I got this picture of this new thing, called the Internet--and believed it was funny, but fake for a long while.  Than while lost one day, I saw one of the actual signs.  For speed bumps on a military base.   And I had to speedily jump out of the car and take a picture of the sign to show it was real.  

Just sayin'

     Here's your sign!

So about two years ago- after eight long years of not having an actual drivers licence --and spending lots and lots of cash--and taking the driving test ---I was 

finally a legal driver again.  

And I had the mug shot from Washington to prove it.  Still do.  And amazingly I have not even gotten pulled over since I got the license to result in a real mug shot. 

Next week when we see our tax money--we have to change our truck tags over to Arizona

and get new mug shots.    Pretty fast for us considering we moved here in June.  :)

I have shown this picture before. 

But today it is my picture of the day!

This again is from Bellingham, Washington --as most of my water pictures seem to be. 

Our youngest---who just turned ten this month and our oldest--Mr Max 

are enjoying the sun for sure.  

The sun is casting an almost Erie image in this picture.  

And especially now --with so little water to be found, 

really enjoy any pictures of the bay!

Another Exploring post in the works!

But please do not hold your breath. 

I have such few readers as it is.