Sun For Everyone--If You Live Here

   Above is actually a picture I took in Bellingham, Washington  were sun is so rare, they paint it on buildings!

      Good morning to all!   And I hope it is a coffee filled morning also.  Mine is turning that way very quickly.  The more coffee I drink the faster I type these posts and the more amusing I become--at least that is how it works for me.  I read back over my posts and laugh and laugh.  I will admit when the become funniest is after I drink adult beverages-not coffee for sure.  So if my posts are putting you to sleep, like useless decaff coffee--maybe it is that time in the day for you to switch to booze!  It is five o clock some were.   Once again today-I am not going to post about the Super Bowl.  Although I might well ramble on about it.  I still really do have a full page about the game, but have not found the need to post it at this time.  

     Today as I stare out at the sunshine I smile.   The same smile that usually only appears when I see my beautiful wife for the first time of the day, or when I fart extra loudly.  I would be out on our car port typing all of this---it is covered and we have a couch out there--in the glorious sun and out doors---but I attempted that yesterday.  With all of the wind, I could not keep our wi-fi and I soon had a short paragraph and lots of anger.   By soon, I mean an hour into it.  I mention this because it is February -and by the weeksend they report shows it will be 88 outside!  Because we do not shovel sun shine in the land of the sweating sun!  So in contrast here 40 seems down right chilly.  I mostly share this because -well it makes me smile and all giddy like a school girl.  AND because most of the people I know, and that read this page-- do not live in Arizona.  And the weather is probably not near as nice.  To those of you -that are not A holes, we have a couch you can stay on and visit the warmth.   And all of that cold and snow keeping you inside, gives you ample time to roam through many of my past posts on this very page and on my other pages.  The snow is torture enough!-- you say,   fair enough.  :)

This is a picture from my home state in Wyoming.  

My goofy smile gets even bigger as I do not stare at anything close to this 

out our window.  

Cheers!

                                   *Pssst!   I do not think it is a secret any more.  

                         In case you did not get the memo---Valentines day is very near. 
I got the memo, and than threw it at cupid.  I have written in the past more than enough about this "holiday."

Good item marketing right there!

Although it could easily lead to this...

     These are actual signs.  I got this picture of this new thing, called the Internet--and believed it was funny, but fake for a long while.  Than while lost one day, I saw one of the actual signs.  For speed bumps on a military base.   And I had to speedily jump out of the car and take a picture of the sign to show it was real.  

Just sayin'

     Here's your sign!

So about two years ago- after eight long years of not having an actual drivers licence --and spending lots and lots of cash--and taking the driving test ---I was 

finally a legal driver again.  

And I had the mug shot from Washington to prove it.  Still do.  And amazingly I have not even gotten pulled over since I got the license to result in a real mug shot. 

Next week when we see our tax money--we have to change our truck tags over to Arizona

and get new mug shots.    Pretty fast for us considering we moved here in June.  :)

I have shown this picture before. 

But today it is my picture of the day!

This again is from Bellingham, Washington --as most of my water pictures seem to be. 

Our youngest---who just turned ten this month and our oldest--Mr Max 

are enjoying the sun for sure.  

The sun is casting an almost Erie image in this picture.  

And especially now --with so little water to be found, 

really enjoy any pictures of the bay!

Another Exploring post in the works!

But please do not hold your breath. 

I have such few readers as it is.  

How is it already June???

   

  Hello!   First off I would like to apologize to all of my readers.  All 2.5 of you!   If the average family can have 3.5 people in it, I can have 2.5 readers.  Do the math.  I do know there are readers out there, I can hear your lips move as you try to decipher my random rambling each post.  And I am happy to post, that tomorrow I can boast 8600+ views to this blog!   I assure you all that I have many ideas and posts in the works for both of my blogs.  I just have been taking a break on them to collect more material, and to collect myself.  I have been failing greatly as a husband and maybe even a man in the last few months.  And am starting on the long, crawling journey to better myself and earn trust back, among other things, with many people.  Getting underway was more important than current postings on here.   This will be a quick post, to get me back in the habit of writing again.   Lucky you!

  

    **"To avoid condom related accidents use two condoms with chili powder in between them if the outer one breaks she will know and if inner one breaks you will know."**

**"Dyslexia cost me my job in IT. Turns out my boss wanted me to unzip his 'files'.**

    **"We were making out on the couch and She's like "Let's take this upstairs" and I'm like "OK you grab one side and I'll grab the other"**

   **"Aapparently "Kill myself" was not an appropriate response when my boss asked me, "What would you do if you were me?"**

  I am not sure what this sign means---but it is what my wife proclaims we do every time we lock the kids out of our bedroom and turn off the lights....   I kid!

   Again--I am not sure about this one, but should it really be a kids book?  I do suppose it is better than the book, "I tossed my cookies!"

                                                      "Our car is 80 miles that way!!?"

  Professor Getty is hitting Bellingham this week. And we are going to celebrate by taking a long, very stupid hike. Blog posts and pictures to come!  This may or may not be his real name.  I can say that although exciting, dangerous, and always something to write about, VERY few people have takin' a 2nd hike with me and Mr Getty!   In short, if we had video recorded even half of our hikes, and than sold the tapes ---we would both be very rich.   The worse part about all of our hikes, is that we would jump off cliffs, fight off snakes, slide down waterfalls, and than fall down and get hurt twenty feet from our vehicle, in the parking lot!

                                   How you know you have hiked just a little to far!

   Do not believe what you might hear---I do not wish to have a birthday coming up, very soon.  
Maybe turning 34 will mean that I will only get carded half of the time when buying booze.   


   So the other day, my wife and I were stopped at a red light and a man crossed the street with a shirt on that said--- "I love boobies!"   Deep I know, and than I instantly wanted his T-shirt!  Anyways, we often joke about me having A sized manly breasticles.  I would show you a picture now, but this is a family blog.  My wife said -that I show flash the man my boobies.  Because he would probably quickly re-think the statement on his shirt.   As I am typing this, I am learning this is probably another of the many stories, were you had to be in the car, and there, to really find as amusing.   Kind of like when you watch a movie at 3 AM with no sleep, and laugh and laugh.  And than watch the same movie at 2 PM with your spouse, as they glare at you wondering when the Lifetime drama movie turns into the comedy you told her about.   If you ever find my blogs funny---please contact me immediately, if not sooner!    Actually I am kind of sad how few ever comment on my posts.   I enjoy negative comments as much as positive ones, and there are tons of ways to contact me.   

  


   OK  now I must earn my name badge once again.   This happens quite a lot---  just ask my wife!   Actually I have been much nicer to everyone this year.   Maybe after realizing how much Karma came after me for all of my comments in the past.  More on this topic in the next few blogs---simply because I was told I couldn't talk about all of this!   Mistake number 1 for this "fine" person --since they have not gotten that memo!   I will also say that if nothing else, I have gained a new reader ---because she will be watching for such posts ;)

                *Calling me names, and than being surprised when I stoop to your level = FAIL!
                * Being butt hurt over FB comments & involving your husband = double FAIL!
                * Ending the "argument" with a plug for your personal blog page = EPIC 
                                                         Thanks for playing!


    As I said above, I will get into this in more blogs for sure---but here are the cliff notes.


   Someone saw my wife rightly complaining about me on her Facebook sight.   This someone decided to post on my wife's page-- that I was a piece of sh*t----not her call, even if she had all of the facts.   All of the facts can not be gained while conversing with a drinker, and while consuming large amounts of pot.  One  might learn more by actually talking to my wife, but there I go again, thinking!    Anyways, I took offence to the post---and made my own post back.  This, like many things I write, did not go over well-- and resulted in a 1 AM call from the someones husband,  mostly stating that I should watch my back.   *I can't wait to see what kind of call this post will generate!!   Please note---I did not use any names, stray from the truth, or bad mouth anyone in this paragraph.  Stating facts, like voting is still allowed in the United States. 

    A few more posts from me--- got me this grand response.  So grand that I cut and paste it ---so that I get it right for sure!

• You may not use my name or any similarity to me in your blog.....it's a privacy thing....Legal stuff and all....

  
  

  **Please note ---the above does not say that I can not use there words.....

  
  

  
  

   And in conclusion tonight----   My last thoughts on my Facebook wall --from earlier tonight

  
  

          I really enjoy my blogs---because I can vent and say what I wish. You have to click on the blog to read my rambling, not see it on your FB stream. But I recently learned that it is illegal to post about others in my blog. 1st--I have a topic for the next few blogs! and 2nd--- sue away---I own no actual cash!! **My lawyer is the same one that defends all those truck drivers that supposedly "Drive poorly" and can be reached at 1-900- eat-sh*t. Thanks for playing!