August--Wahoo!!

                      My family comes back home tomorrow!   So the month is looking up already, for sure!  Last month was a crummy month on lots of aspects.  From annoying people to my birthday.   I am really working on being nicer to people and turning the other check.  But dam is that hard when you get wronged so hard and so bad, so many times.   My wife and I must have a sign on our backs, that says we make the perfect marks to rip off.  But whatever.  I am just  more than ready for my family to be back home.  And really hope that all the advanced security at the airports right now, does not cause them any problems.  Although it could also be amusing.  

And most of them live on Facebook!!

       **"So the crazy person that wrecked our car in June-forgot to tell us about it--and is making sure we pay for it just informed me that my wife deserved much better than me. Probably true but I think the true statement is that WE deserve better friends and family. Ones that don't bite the hand that feeds them, come around only when they need something, or that blow you off and treat you like crap after you travel miles to see them and pay lots of $ to see them be happy. So glad were outta Washington!! **Please note: SOME of you are great --and we thank you for always being their!!"**---My last few posts on Facebook for those of you that missed them.....

     **"In keeping friends on FB, adding friends and such I am going by three lines of thought----1.) My wife's idea that one should keep there enemies very close to them. 2.) I wish many more views of MY FB page. And C.) You actually are a friend of mine! Good luck figuring out what one applies to you, my "friends!!"**-------That's not nice!
   

       My wife and our kids did not get treated with anything close to respect on there trip back for a family members wedding.   This is not a big surprise considering the family members track record, but I had really hoped this would be different.   Although the plane rides were all paid for, we still spent a lot of cash for this trip.   I am keeping this vague, not out of respect for the others involved, that has been slowly disappearing.  But because even typing about it now, I am getting overly angered.   And I was not even on the trip.  Luckily other family members, did not sit idly by, and spoke there minds in our kids favor.   I have many times mentioned how much I enjoy this page, because I can still say whatever I feel like.   If you don't like what you see, stop coming to my blog page.   I have to watch what I say on Facebook a little more.  Little more are the key words.  ;)

This was yesterday   but Cheers anyway!

One of the local bars had Jam Fest all day today.

Many local bands

Vendors

and everything except the beverages was free.

I will have pictures and thoughts on this in a blog post very soon.

But here is what I posted on a lil sight called Facebook while at the event...

**"at Jamage Fest in Benson, AZ and this local "rappers"only groupies are like 60 years old! lol pictures to come, yo!"**-----Of course I will have a pictures of this also!

                                      I use Craigslist all the time, in face I am picking up another great free item tomorrow form the sight.   But you have to also watch 
out for scams and spammers at all times!   
     

Just sayin'

I don't even have a comment.

This is very Very rare.

I would be rolling in the cash!

Cha-Ching!!

How do I git through it all you ask?

ASK!!

I don't let things get to me. 

I find a joke in everything.

I love my wife and kids.

And....

Lots and lots of coffee!!

7/30/2012

      Hello all!   I once again have some great pictures and exploring blogs in the works.  With my new job, my exploring has slowed down to make way for making actual money again and being a productive member of society again.   This may sound harsh to all of those that really can not find a job.  I have been there before, begging for a job I did not want at Taco Bell, and than not getting it.  But this time around every place is hiring around here--- in fact the place I am currently working at is hiring in 16 different departments.  I will refrain from calling many of the people I know dead beats at the moment, because I want to keep this a happy posting today, but dead beats is a good word for most of them.   

We only get one time to not think??

This looks like a good moving system to me, stairs are not fun!

     I pause now for all the guys out there that secretly hate Subway because there foot long ruler makes them cry for real.   
   

• I can tell you it is great fun to turn down the volume on the foot long commercials and make up what the purdy girls are saying in the ads    but I am from Wyoming and very easily amused.  ----More about my short lived job with Subway, coming very soon.  

  
  

  

  
  

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Or the winning video on Americas Funnest Home Videos

In case you have not yet gotten the memo, 

I am very against gun control.

Everyone in Wyoming has 12 guns, and guns cause very very few legal problems.  

Control new parents instead.

                           I am not sure were this is, but I think I want to eat there!

I have posted the below before---but think it is beyond perfect...

      I promise a deeper ----post next time.  I was strapped for time today.   I hope you got a chuckle of two out of some of the above.   

     First off, I am slowly inching toward 6000 views on this blog.   So thank you to all that have stumbled across my rambling!   I have full intentions of completing this blog early, getting some stuff done all afternoon, and than writing a 2nd blog today.  We shall see.   "Two-fers" have been few and far between  lately.   I seem to have many days off work this week, and tons of things to do before moving to fill the  hours.   But I have been slacking.   Actually most of the things on my list, I can not really do until the week before flying out.  Making that week fly by I am sure.



  

 

     Some hunters about to become hunted.   Look closely in the background.   These two are about to find out, why you shouldn't mess with mama bear!  Below is kind of the same.   In this age of cameras every were, one should always be aware of there surroundings.

    I have to say that Coke, had some of the lamest adds during the Super Bowel.   And not just because I do not enjoy Coke.    I like this post though!

    I have been told I am a little sarcastic at times.   But if I ever hit the below level of perfection, I can die happy.   Than again maybe I am really already at this level.

**"If you can't convince them confuse them."**

 And now for today's motivation

  
  For those men out there still shopping for that perfect V-Times day gift,   THIS IS NOT IT!   It is some of the most creative advertising I have seen in awhile.  But I still think it classifies under the Fail column.   How about you?

  I have talked about the dangerous of sights like Web MD before.  You think you are looking up basic symptoms and soon are sure you have about a week to live!  Find a good DR somehow, and stay away from these sights!

   As a server, I really don't mind customers on cell phones anymore.  The only time it is overly annoying, is when the eater is so into their call, that they can not pause to order.  And than they get mad at you for waiting until they get off the phone, to come back and attempt to take there food order.  That and when they are yelling into the phone, usually cuss words, so that the entire restaurant can "enjoy" there conversation.    I just heard about a new game to try while dinning out with friends.  It is to test how dependant your social group is of there cell phones.   When you sit down to eat, everyone turns there phones on, and puts  them face up on the middle of the table.  As they ring and vibrate for calls and text messages, everyone ignores there phones.   The first one to give in and grab there phone, buys everyone Else's dinners.   Anyone want to buy my dinner, errrr eat with me?  

**"I stuffed some socks in my pants to impress the ladies but it didn't work... so I'll try moving the socks to the front of my pants."**----- You know you are now visulizing this.  

 

 

**"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."**

**"Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words."**
----Calvin & Hobbes-----  I think one of the best cartoons was Calvin & Hobbes.   Greatly illistrated, very deep, and the Sunday ones were a whole story in themselves.   Garfield is next followed closly by Snoopy I think.    It always amazes me how any cartoonist can pump out these cartoons daily.  Most of them funny, most of them have been doing this for years.   Didn't Snoopy run like 50 years?  I am attempting to write a blog a day, and find it very challenging. 

 

         ** Yelling "Snap into a slim jim!" Has a completly diffrent meaning while in a gay bar.**