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Friday, April 19, 2013

Friday Or Monday.com!? & Weapon Control Rants






       I have read lovely posts all over Facebook this morning about how much betterer coffee tastes on a Friday morning.   Un- like much of the work force, my work week starts on or near the weekends.  And in a place were I thrive on tips, this is a highly sought after shift to have.  One can easily make a bill + on any given Friday or Saturday night.  ** A bill is equal to $100**  And  this can be accomplished in a short amount of time.   I recently have started working 11-11 on Mondays.   And was at first happy to go home with a bill in tips, until I started doing the math in my head.  Of course money is money, and I make a hourly wage, of sorts also, but that is a long time to only pocket that amount of cash.
      I have had weekends off, and although it is great for spending time with the kiddos.   Something I do not do nearly enough of with my current work schedule.   It is terrible if I want to accomplish anything quickly.   Because most of the working and non working drones are also off on the weekends.  Making everything from shopping to going on a hike, much more people-filled and or stress-filled than  it should be.  At least when I have days off in the middle of the week, far less people are out and about. 
    A very bright side to all of this rambling, is that today happens to be one of the rare and far in between days that Starbucks is offering free coffee!  Things always taste better when they are free.   And with the volume of Starbucks shops in any given city, you can get a free brew all over town.  Even if it is a small coffee, after enough of them, one might be ready to just leave there car in the parking lot, and run home.  Today's free coffee is in honor of the 30th anniversary of there Pike blend in case any of you were wondering, or did not get the memo.   The 100% off sale only goes until noon, so since I have been slacking on today's post will probably be over by the time you read all of this rambling and git yourself to a coffee house.  Unless you are lucky enough to live above a coffee house.   I believe this would be amazing, and ten times better than living over a bar.   Perhaps the worst part about coffee is waiting for the coffee to brew.   Problem solved if you lived above a coffee shop.   Although I believe this would be incredibly hard on my pocket book.  


        I am very pleased  to report that this very blog page has hit 14,000 views!   Thank you all for this.   Please while you are reading the pages, trying to figure out what the heck I am talking about, leave me comments!  I especially love negative comments and hate mail. ;)  And don't forget to check out my 2nd blog series full of my local exploring and pictures at:
http://exploreb-ham.blogspot.com/


    When we move---this page will still exist, but become a launching point for my 3rd blog page.  All about exploring Arizona.  I hope a few of you become followers!   My next exploring blog is going to be about cemetery's.  Strangely calming places to roam.   I also have a big post coming up, that links all of my exploring blogs from both sights, in a easy way.



                                I miss having local news on our TV at home.  But have noticed none of the
          stories have been positive at all.   The least I can do is make jokes about it all.


          I enjoy almost every type of music.  But I also grew up in Wyoming, so this follows my tastes many a day. 


                      If this is not how you filled in your taxes ---- you are getting audited.
                       This is a sneak peak at next years official tax form.   Thanks Mr president.

 
Idea for when we purchase and remodel our new home. ;)
 
 
 
 
**"I saw a movie once were only the police and government had guns, it was called "Schindler's List."**
 
 
    And now I must vent for a minute or six.    I have many issues at the moment.  But most of these deal with family members, and after much free coffee, have decided that this is not the best way to bring them up.   Maybe on Facebook?  I also have a whole blog post in the works, about gun control---but not today.   **Please note--in the works means I have been thinking about it for over a week now!**     I grew up in Wyoming, were everyone has a gun or six.  If there is a no trespassing sign, they have a gun to back it up.   The likely hood of being caught on private land is slim, but you think twice before sneaking onto any ones property.  But most ranchers and such have there guns to protect there livestock and lively hood from predators.  With all of those guns, gun related crime is almost 0.  We are moving to Arizona soon, and I can not wait, because the above is also true about that state.  We will have a gun in our house, but mostly because I like to hike, and I want an effective way to fight back, if I come over a ridge and surprise a rattle snake.   Turning pale white, and screaming like a girl, is entertaining for my hike partners, but not effective.  Unless the partners deep laughter scares off the snake.  I am deathly afraid of snakes--or sticks, garden hoses that resemble snakes.  
       Back to my grumbling, The west coast seems to be deathly afraid of guns.  Here plenty of places sell guns, but it is almost impossible to buy bullets.  I do not know about you, but I can not throw my gun hard enough at anyone to hurt them.  It will just annoy the attacker more.  Blah blah blah---anything can be used as a weapon.   Yesterday my wife and I went to a retail store and I found a sling shot for cheap.   I had a sling shot growing up, and it was hours of fun.  Plus I was surrounded by dirt roads, so I had an endless supply of ammo.  I do not recall shooting any people with it, and felt so bad about the lone bird I injured --that I never shot at anything alive again.  Or at least waited a week for that.  Anyways, I thought it would be great fun for when we moved to the desert.   I was very surprised to read the package for this and only see two safety warnings.  Our new food dehrator has approximately 88 safety warnings.   But was amused that each instructional picture of the person using a sling shot, had eye safety goggles on. 
     Anyways, when we got up to the check out--the cashier demanded to see my ID---really  I am almost 35.   When I at first refused, he went on a mini power trip, held the item behind his back, and again asked for my ID.  This is the point were I should have left the item with him and walked off.  I used to be a cashier, and had to card everyone for booze, but I was always nice about it.   Even telling people that were obviously well into the drinking age, that I wasn't sure they were old enough to buy beer.  The cashier than stated how he had to check for any weapon.   Growing up I was un-aware at what power I held with my sling shot.   Probably because I was raised to respect it.   Before I got my first Daisy BB gun, I had to read the entire manual, with a pop quiz, and take a hunter/gun safety class.  My wife kept me from causing a scene at the registers.  Her and the mere fact that I really wanted to use the sling shot.  I was not aware what a weapon I was buying, and promptly hid it in the trunk of our car, cause after all of that "fun" Lord help us if I got pulled over on the way home.   And a cop saw the un-opened sling shot with in arm length reach.  
       Long story short---this area has beyond lost it on this topic.  I could do more personal damage with our laptop.   It is beyond heavy and bulky.  And by the warnings on our food dehratror I could do more damage to someone with that than with the scary sling shot/weapon.  Give me a break!     Arizona life can not come soon enough.   I think I will celebrate the move by buying a gun rack for our pickup.   And a separate rack under the gun rack to house my sling shot.   
 
 

Tuesday, January 22, 2013



    Hello all! And welcome to 2013---I still can not believe it is another year, and am having trouble putting 13 on all of my checks. Luckily a 2 is very easily turned into an 3 for sure. I have been reading many of my past blog posts, and laughing a lot. My older posts were funnier, and I hope to return to that. This page has takin' a back seat to my newest blog series lately. All about exploring Bellingham Washington.  My best pictures and thoughts on the area, make the posts.  Please check it out   http://exploreb-ham.blogspot.com/




The pictures really are great.  
And I took them all. 
I am slowly working on a link to house all of my best exploring pictures. 
Yes please!


   It is a wonderful sight, but so is this one.  So I want to start posting again.  With my random rambling.  And coffee love for sure!   One of the features I really enjoy from this blog sight is the many "deep" quotes I add to the blogs.  So here are a few new ones ----

  **"I feel down the stairs yesterday with a guitar, and wrote a new song for "One Direction'!"**---If you do not know who this group is, consider yourself lucky!




               **"The key to eating healthy---avoid any food that has a TV commercial."**

  **"Our neighbor asked if she could borrow our vacuum cleaner---I said yes, if you don't take it out of our house!"**

                             **"MY life plans were so much more exciting when I was five!"**

                                          **"Help keep grandma off the street---support bingo!"**

                                            **"I'm not a witch, I'm your wife!!"**---The Princesses Bride----
 I love this movie!   And I got to watch my kids enjoy this movie the other day.  It was beyond awesome.  

                **"My best relationship advice... Make sure you are the crazy one."**------Check on accomplishing that.  At least most daze. 





  I have many ideas and concepts to bring back to this page.  And hope to gain new readers and that many of the old ones come back.  This sight has a ton of views since it's launch.  So thank you!!   In the near future this includes a whole post about gun control, one about us surviving 2012.  *Psssst, we were all supposed to die!*  I would have posted that blog much soonerer, but I was waiting to see if we were going to die, before wasting all of that time and energy ;)  My "mini rants" is going to come back each week.  Please check out some of the old ones, if you have not enjoyed them in the past.  And of course lots and lots of jokes and pictures I have borrowed off this new place called the Internet.  




   Today I start with a flash back to December & Christmas time.   We had an amazing Christmas. Santa scored extra big at our house, by bringing all of the kiddos hand held tablets.  And I have to say it was the quietest Christmas with three kids....  Ever!  We heard them roaming out to the living room around 3 AM.  They know they can only open what is in there stockings in the morning.  And than they started playing on the systems, and we heard nothing until we slowly roamed out of bed.   Slowly because my wife and I have a great tradition on Christmas Eve --that involves drinking a lot and trying to put the kids toys together. ;)  
     It was a great Christmas even with three Furby's in the house --talking to each other in English and non English.   Yes Furby's are back.   Wahoo!    The new ones are kind of kool.  And you can sync them with your I-Pod and feed them and such with the device.  
    Anyways, you are straying from the point of this story.   Stop thinkin' about booze or the above peepin' Santa and focus.  Just before the big day, two of our children got selected to attend "Shop with a cop."  They have never been picked before, so the state must have felt we were overly poor this year.   Basically each school can choose students they feel might not get the best Christmas, and they meet up at Wally World to shop with a cop.   Tons of cops and workers donate there time, and it really is a great thing.  Especially great, considering Wal Mart participates and does something good!  Way early in the morning, a Saturday morning at that, we all gathered at the retail giant to sign in.  Than everyone went outside to watch the police show up.  And what a show!  
    30-40 cop cars blow past the happy kids, lights going, sirens blaring.  Than the star of the parade shows up on top of a big fire truck.   "Santa!" Everyone cheers!   Than it is picture time with the huge group.    This was my time to exist, because our oldest son was not picked to do the shopping.   Him and I ventured clear across the street for some coffee, hot chocolate, and donuts.  The essentials for sure.  The coffee shop workers were all talking about the parade of police cars that just shot into the Wal Mart parking lot.   They did not know about the event, and were sure a hostage type event was going on at the store.  We smiled as we sipped our warm beverages, not pausing to explain what was really going on.
      We soon decided it was time to go back to Wally World.  With all those cops around, most of the shoppers should actually act normal-ish, right?   As I was getting out of the car, I decided to lock my keys inside the car.  I noticed as I was slamming the car door shut, but it was to late.  Even longer story short---shop with a cop day is the best day ever to lock ones keys in your car!   Because there are cops every were!  It was soon decided that since we have electric locks on our vehicle, trying to "jimmy" the door open would cause more damage than benefits.  Plus no law abiding citizen can actually get into a locked car.  Any con or ex con, now tow truck driver, can get into your car before you can say "Dam you Wally World store!"
      Here is the great part.  And I thank the local police department from the bottom of my heart.  No really!  Two of the officers drove me clear across town to our apartment, to get my wife's set of keys.  Again I thank these officers and the police department for such a great act and day.  This would have been about an two hour journey on the city bus.  Plus it was great fun to jump out of the   police vehicle with two officers in the front seat, when we pulled up into our apartment complex.  Every one here is overly nosy.  So now they still have something to talk about.  

   And now a couple of pictures & jokes to wake you up after the above long winded story!



I was not even aware Wally World sold midgets.
And wow are they cheap, must be a roll back!




Now that is taking full use of a to do calender.


I just have to ask if this is good PR or bad for the .com sight??




Monday, August 6, 2012

8-5-2012 Ramble On--You Say!?





                        **"FYI---- Mess with my wife, and you mess with me!"**----
         
  I am happy to report this works both ways.  At least most of the time.  







     We just had some problems with "friends" posting hateful things online --and than not being sorry that they posted them---but sorry that my wife saw the words.   Without going into it all to much ---here are the cliff notes of my thoughts.  







          **"I would like to thank whomever added Early Times to my Pepsi! Wait it was me. ;)"**


          **"Someone told me to grow up today, and it almost made me choke on my Lego!"**

**" Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love?
         I remember it like it was tomorrow."**


        So we have a friend that announces online every month her and her boyfriend are a couple. I think they are at 9 months now--which is great. But to that I ask---how many months is in 7 years, because we are almost there. A big **YOUR AMAZING** to all of the couples out there that have been together much much longer. I love you April Adams forever and a day

    **Ask me why I dislike Subway** Especially the new one in Ferndale. Blog post all about it coming this week.-----Are you like our friend---and hate Subway because there foot long measuring stick made him cry??


      **"Did y'all know this is the year of the triple X Olympics?? Wait... it's the 30th Olympics you say...... O-I won't be watching than!"**

    **"You ask what my favorite game at the Casino is?? I would have to say the ATM Because you can't beat the odds! Winner every time I play!"**


      **"Great minds talk about New Ideas . .. . . .
            Average minds talk about Current Events . . .. . 
            Simple minds talk about other people . .. "**. -----Thanks Robert Fischer

           
  • And slow minds work management. OK maybe that's just at Wally World!


   I have been slacking at placing deep quotes in my blogs.  So tonight I added more than usual.   Until lately, every blog post had at least a few to ponder on.   These usually left you pondering, what the heck I was thinking.   Don't worry, I get that daily.  



  Our family goes to a great church.  Plus it is close to our home.  Every time we go to the church, the sermon seems to be tailor picked for either my wife, I, or both of us.  Today was no different.  

   My cliff notes on today's sermon--with some of my own thoughts of course. ----




    In case you have not yet gotten the memo---I like coffee    just a lil bit!

   In fact if you type in coffee in my blog searches---it will appear in about 90 percent of my posts.  I am working on branching out into other topics more. 



   I did not take the above picture---but it is great.     Maybe not as much if you do not know were the 307 area code is from.   Your only hint---it is one of the only states left with only one area code for phone calls.   Meaning the population is very very low.  In this state the first number on car licence plates, also tells you what county the driver is from. 
     And  now for a couple of helpful charts!



Tomorrow I will post another exploring blog!