Today's post is all posts I have had up on Facebook in the last few weeks. I try to keep them funny and entertaining. And hope they bring a smile to your face. I return tomorrow with a real post.
**"Last night --the ambulance came and took me away. Simply because I attempted to dance, and several people feared I was having a seizure!**"---- I have touched on this before, but my dancing skillz are pretty much non existent! My ex saw me dance, do what I called dancing, twice and that was more than enough for me. White men can't jump or dance....
**"WALTER: The Olsen Twins are in Honduras giving shoes to children in need & the children are giving them their food thinking they're starving."**---Jeff Dunham-----I had a chance to see him live in Vegas, and am very sad that it never happened. But for now, we have the DVDs to watch. If you have not watched him, rent a video. Peanut is still my favorite character so far. Jeff--fa fa fa does whole stand up routines with his many ventriloquist puppets, and manages to deliver mostly clean family comedy.
**"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."** - Jack Handey
**"I don't understand why everyone hates on Lady Gaga. I mean, he seems to be a really nice guy..."**
**"Your relationship status ruined my real life relationship status with my wife. Just might be the title of my first book."**---Me----- It is amazing on Facebook how even a long term committed relationship can go bad for a week, if one partner changes there relationship status online. Even as a joke. Or someone reads the wrong thing on another person's, usually of the opposite sex.
**"Instead of "lol" I put "lsimhbiwfefmtalol" Laughing silently in my head because it wasn't funny enough for me to actually laugh out loud."**
**"I don't need to take a test to tell you I do drugs!"**----Out Cold
**"It takes honey to catch flys but you gotta be extra fly to catch more honey's."**
**"The phones makin' funny noises again!"**--CoCo Rock star
**"I told my family that I would never want to depend on machines and fluids to keep me alive.........................
**"Drinking Non-Alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin, it may taste the same but you know it is wrong."**----I used to bar hop with a friend that would wait till I had a few drinks, and than offer to buy me a beer. It was always an non-alcoholic beer. And they always tasted nasty. Kind of like warm cat pee! Another five drinks or so later, he would offer to buy me a drink again, and I would fall for it once again. In Oregon, I also had a buddy that was out on his boat drinking Non-Alcholic cat urine. He got pulled over, on the lake, and blew over the legal limit. This means two things, even non-alcholic brews have a small percentage of alchol in them--look it up. And B, that he drank a ton of the icky brews! I think the whole concept is lost on me, kind of like drinking decaf coffee.
**"Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."**
**"Dear God one month does not equal summer. Even in WYoming terms! And i fear us shoveling ten feet of global warming before Oct."**
**"The fact that there is even such a thing as ugly hookers tells you pretty much all you need to know about men."**
Today I am also starting a new feature to each blog. With a great picture and a short description and or thoughts on the picture. For now I will be going through my files and using old pictures. Later on I will be adding new pictures each time. Each are a picture I took.
I came across this one late afternoon while roaming along the bay in Bellingham, Washington. It is hard to see in the picture, but a rock "maze." Big enough that one could walk through it. This took some time because all of these rocks started down by the beach. Just to the right was the bay. Making this mini hike even more enjoyable.