6/23/2015

                                                                                                                  This late in the night there is a very good chance it's rum! 

**"Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone is going o clean them??"**        
    **""Not sure if the vegetarian neighbors are having sex or trying steak for the first time."**       

                                              **"Spell check is impotent!"**                                                                                                 **I think I think too much!                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        **"So when Donald Trump does not get elected president, can we all yell "your fired!" At him??"**                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               **"When all else fails---hug your dog!"**                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         **It's to hot to even move  but I still had my coffee this morning!**                                                                                                                      

                                                Tucson Speedway is the thrilling focus of my newest post.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           My newest Exploring and all local page is seeking lots of new readers.  Please check it out.  Tons of new posts and pictures in the works!!                                                                                                                                                             http://exarizonagobensonbobcats.blogspot.com/                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Best bumper sticker I've seen in Arizona---where NO ONE understands what the left lane is actually for on the interstate. Do you?? "When I get older, I am going to move up north and drive super slow in the left hand lane."                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                So above is the result I got when I clicked on a link telling me what God used to create me.  You can do the same by visiting this really new web sight named Facebook.  I was pretty impressed by the first two ingredients, and than very impressed when I read the 3rd   Because the sight had no way of knowing that I was short.  Vertically challenged as I  like to call it because, if you know me, you know that I ALWAYS strive to be politically  correct in my language and or word usage.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     I have several pages as you might or might not know   and my local Arizona page seems to cause a stir at least two times a week.  My pages love haters so comment away.   Some of the posts that I believe in that got the most negative replies are below.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         I am guessing that the people that argued this one the most  never even think about spanking there kiddos.  And in time law enforcement will do the disciplining for them.   I am not saying beat the crap out of your kids, or anything close to this, but keep some form of discipline.                                                                                                                           

My replies                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           

• This is from The Oatmeal A satire news sight and is all over the Internet. As in I did not write this. I do agree with it. Just because people are still free to do as they wish doesn't mean I have to agree with it. That is my right. I don't think anyone should stomp on the American flag---or ever tape it, but 100's are doing it. And guess what--part of what makes America great, is that thy can do such things. I am not positive what your paragraph actually says, but this nor I am not making fun of southerners --but with research comes knowledge. Just like research into the future will show all the Benson residents that love the local Wally World and think it is saving this fine town will soon prove terribly wrong.                                                                                                           

  • I just read today o--on the real news that Wal Mart has decided to stop selling ALL confederate flag merchandise in ALL of it's stores. Maybe others found it offensive beyond myself. A good deal of others---because Wally World doesn't make desicisons like this after a few little complaints from wind bay weenies.
•                                 But again   what do I know.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      I also got a lot of crap for coming down hard on yet another couple that was selling there new born puppies in front of Wally World on one of the hottest days of the year.  It was only 112 outside.  They saw nothing wrong with any of this  because the dogs were in the shade.   Interesting.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Have an issue I know you long term residents can help with: Yesterday a coyote burst into flames in our front yard from the heat. Neat to view--but we are wondering how to dispose of the bones and remains??            I also just posted this on my local sight   obviously a joke--I thought   but 7 or 8 people fell for it and were amazed by this story.  Interestingly enough and actually fully truthful --as I was driving home from work very late at night or very early in the morning, just as it was starting to get light out again--a coyote passed in front of me on the highway.  I slowed way down, because I was not at first sure what the sight was.  Paybacks for such an evil post about coyotes I guess.