I Was Funny, Once.

                      **"I don’t like to think before I speak. I like to be just as surprised as everyone else!"**


                                       **"A husband and wife are cooing over their new born baby.
                                           "Look at the size of his penis," says the man. "It's massive!"
                                              "Yes dear," says the woman. "But at least he's got your ears."**


                   **"Got my wife some lovely perfume for Xmas, its called sample.. Hope she likes it."**

                  **"The Kama Sutra has announced a new sex position called The Delivery Guy:
You stay in all day but nobody comes..."**

**"Life is like a box full of crazy!"**

 

       If you are one of the few that read these blog pages you know that I really like coffee.   ;)   You might also know something about all the "fun" we have been having with the in laws and such.   Although the bad --makes for the best blog posts--they are not all bad  for sure!   I want to assure you of two things here.  First-I revel a ton about all of our family crap, but it is by no means all of it.   And B--I never make any of this stuff up.  I have a great imagination, but even I could not think up most of this, it might take someone Devil like, to come up with much of the evil planning and such.   I smile to myself here, because I affectionately call my mother in law The Devil and she is who this story spawns from.   I never use her real name is these posts, because she knows what her name is.  And eventually I hear how much my thoughts bug her.   My thoughts on this---stop doing things like this, and you will stop reading about them.    I am married and also grown up enough to realize I have to eat my words at least three times a week.   I do not hear about my mistakes in blogs, they get filled away in my wife's brain  and brought up constantly.   So in the same way, I will never live them down.   One of the good relatives is staying with us at the moment, and he brought to our attention that the mother in law said, I was staying with my wife, for her money.    So this was the post I decided to put on Facebook.   After we all stopped laughing at the acquisition of course.  

 

 People that know us at all will love this: As most of you know my wife April Adams has an illness that will slowly and painfully take her life. We fell in love way before she got diagnosed blah blah blah...sappy stuff. Anyways my great mother in law -who's thoughts get deeper and deeper is telling everyone I am waiting for April to die---for her money. First off--she married me for my huge... Wally World checks! 2nd--I have incredible patience because we have been together for 8 years now.... Cliff notes: Much of this side of the family is beyond crazy---and if, God forbid, April goes before the kids are all 18-----the kids and I are going to disappear! Poof! Were none of the crazy will ever find us. Working on our wills this week.

    

 

 

My page probably can not help you either---but I would like to say I try.

In fact I put helping people on my resume. 

 

 

                                                                                  Mmmm    cookies!

                         We have much less snow in the desert so we have to celebrate differently

 

 

 

 

 

 

Got snow?

     I have been slacking on all of my Exploring blogs in the last few daze.   Pretending to make time to shop-but last minute shopping  running through the store, just waiting for someone to kick me out, saying the store was closing.  the nerve of workers wanting to go home at night when I still had last minute shopping to do!   Please continue to check out all of my pages and share the links if you enjoy what you see.   This weeksend we venture to Wilcox to purchase a real Christmas tree.  Some how I can't draw myself to get one from Wally World.  Last year was the first year we go a real tree and the kiddos loved it.  Maybe next year we will venture into the woods and cut down a real tree!  Just like the Pilgrims did.

   And the decorations were hung with care....

 

 

  Have you ever tried to wrap a bike?   I have not---a bow or two on the handle bars seemed plenty appropriate from good Ol Saint Nick.  But I imagine it is amazingly hard to wrap a bike. 

 

 

Daily coffee plugs!!!

You knew this part was coming if you have ever glanced at a blog of mine before. 

Some day you will learn to stop reading such blogs!

 

 

 

One can change moles to grams? 

Because I believe I missed that day of school. 

 

 

 

After living many years in much colder places--including Wyoming were it is only bitter cold about nine months of the year.   I am sure if you check old posts you can enjoy many pictures of frozen stuff and loads of snow. 

I now really enjoy living in a climate were 50 is cold!  

Notice that is a 50 above freezing.

 

 

I am not a poet----and I know it!

But I can not take credit for this poem either.

Only for finding it and sharing it with my one reader.

 

 

 

 

So I am a big fan of Fat Tire brew.

Although it is defiantly not a cheap choice of adult beverages.

I do not agree with my brother on a lot of topics, but we usually like the same kinds of adult beverages.

I clarify because we are a Pepsi home, and his is a Coke home. 

Good thing several states separate us and all of that.

The above beer is bottled by the same company as Fat Tire, and after hearing about it

many times from my brother--I ventured out and bought some.

It is so not good, that I would not give a bottle to my biggest enemy. 

I had hoped that drinking several, would kill off my taste buds and help.  But no.

Maybe if I had frozen my taste buds first?  

On a similar note, Wal Greens has there own beer

also something with a tire on it   and it is very inexpensive.

Oddly enough it tastes pretty good also! 

Most cheap beer seems to taste like what I would imagine warm cat pee would taste like

and be equally as drunk inducing.

 

On a somewhat similar note

I believe that old people loose there taste buds.

I have worked in several restaurants were older people flocked, and the best seller by far

was the liver and onions! 

I would have to hold the plates as far from me as possible and run them to the table to attempt to even

avoid the smell.   And the customers would eat and savor the "meal." 

Another "proof" of this--and the way to tie all of this rambling together.

My brother is now in his 50's   thus loosing his taste buds.....

 

 

 

 

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