Hello everyone this beautiful August morning! I had great plans of sleeping in today, but way before my alarm clock went off, I found myself just laying in bed staring at the ceiling. I wanted to be productive before work, so far except for making some cups of coffee disappear, I have not accomplished to much. There is so much to do at our homestead, that I often look at it all and just kind of get over whelmed. I do have some extra free time from work coming up, but a good deal of that will be on the road. Good for me and my nerves, not so good for getting anything done at home. ;) I have had time to post some new material in my Exploring Arizona blog sight! Still super behind on this sight-----but I am sure you will enjoy it. Full of our Exploring and pictures. Check it!
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So for what ever reason Blogger does not want to corporate with pictures today----I can't add any to this very blog whatever I choose to do. So imagine very funny pictures here. Ones that make you laugh and laugh. Ones that make you pee ---just a little bit from laughing so hard. Than imagine clicking on old blogs from this very page----where I could actually post pictures. And laughing and laughing at them. Or at me for posting such things. Your choice. Just click away! It's better than a kick in the crotch!
The rainy season ---best season in the desert is still upon us! Which is nice because we are back to triple digit temps in greater Tucson. Yesterday I looked out the main doors at work, and it was suddenly dumping rain again. Not really dumping because the rain was coming completely side ways very quickly and very heavy. Although I wished to go run out in the cooling rain, the covered entry way was full of people waiting for a break in the storm, to rush to there cars. Our part of the casino, is the old school side and we just have swamp coolers. Still betterer than being fully in the heat, but in the rainy season, not by much. It just makes the air heavy and humid and feels like being in a rain forest.
Yesterday was very busy at work hoping for a repeat tonight, big tips, no Wammies!
Busy is good for tips and business of course but hard on sore feet and tired souls. We had a server call in ----and I at least, was so into proving that we could handle it without calling in another server, that I was going to go down trying. This put us on a two server floor. Good for tips ----maybe not as good for customers, when it is busy. And it got nice and busy as soon as the rain let forth. Luckily most customers are very forgiving if you if you explain you are short on workers. Especially if they do not have time to think about how many millions the casino is pulling in /per how many workers they have on. Forgiving but not always that generous in the tip department. Although if you keep having table after table, even if they all tip two bucks, you are going home with a stack of tips. To add to the fun the power went out for a few seconds. We were all secertly wishing it would just stay out I think. A hard feat because our side of the casino also has many generators. Sometimes we are the only restaurant that can remain open in the whole building. Yeah for us! We just got new ordering systems through the restaurant, so tech showed up just after the brief outage to make sure the system was still mostly up and running, and to make sure the system had not just clocked all the workers out during the power out.
**" That's about as lame as s sandbox on a beach!"**
**"Always give 100 percent, unless it's blood."**
*I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it!"**
** "It’s not the ups and downs in life that make life difficult—It’s the jerks!"**
**" I have no idea what you just said, but I am going to smile and say “yeah”**- Goes with the Wally World smile.
*Coffee first—Than your mundane bull sh*t
**"Say no to negativity!"**
Found this some where and borrowed----not sure this information should be enjoyed by anyone, but also found it interesting.
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (O.M.G.!!!) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy. I'm still not over the pig.) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home . What the...?) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still can't believe that pig ...quality over quantity.) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing.) A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that, too.) Polar bears are left-handed. (Talk about a southpaw.) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?) Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts. (and God love that pig!)
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