8-30-2018

        Hello this fine morning!  I hope that all of you have found August joyful if not an extremely quick month.  I for one am mind blown that we are about to leap into another calendar month.   Wow!  I am also mind blown that my last blog post no this very page had a theme and almost a plot all the way through the post.  Almost like it was planned and thought out or something!  Years ago way back when I started this blog page, I thought out each posting long before I actually typed it.  Now for the most part I drink a lot of coffee and than attempt to entertain with out letting my mind wander to far into the gutter!   Today's post is going to have a lot of my quotes.   I find them very non motivational and fun.  I call them my quotes, because I am the last to type them out---and some are actually my thoughts.  Many our lifted from social media.  So feel free to use them.   I try to add at least a few in each and every blog post.  

    **"I just texted  a ton of you that I had lost my phone
           Ten of you called to try and help me look...."*

    If you don’t have anything nice to say—Come sit by me!"**

 **"One cannot fully understand something—Until you can explain it to your grandmother."**

**"Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but many people abuse the privilege!"**


          **"I will not have fun with educational toys!----Bart Simpson

                     **"best person I know lives in my mirror!"**

**"If you smoke after sex, you are doing it to fast!"**

                **"Turns out, chess is nothing like checkers."**


**"Can restin’ your cell phone on your junk—give you cancer, down there?"**

    **"If you have no TV, what does all your furniture face toward?"**

    I just read an article- probably out of Phoenix -some where in the desert---I did not say I read the article well----Where an ice cream truck driver got busted for selling drugs also.   Only in the desert!   If he also sold adult beverages and coffee   as well as the ice cream treats of course---he could have basically covered all the major bases!    I realize this could have happened any where, but I really am starting to think the intense heat all the time here -just turns brain's into mush  and basically on off mode.  The heat makes people dumb.   And you can't fix stupid.   

       Where are you Exploring ?? New picture filled post up later today. Check out this page of mine and share the links! http://exarizonagobensonbobcats.blogspot.com/

     As always my Exploring page needs more readers!   100+ picture filled posts and I have many more in the works.   

Lake DeSmit Thats were Jb's raises the shrimp for our all you can eat shrimp. lol


For those of you that don't know this lake is in the middle of Wyoming. And o used to convince trusts that shrimp were raised in it. And than tell them the truth when they talked about going out to the lake to see the shrimp farm

I recently went for broke and got a new--new to me car.  

Because of the many questionable s in this town and that I deal with every day   this is the only picture of it I posted locally.   ;)

Ready to Explore!

Once my finances are back in order of course. 

Also another great cloud shot.  

Over the last few months the clouds have been amazing from minute to minute.  

If a storm brews up or not. 

Here are a few recent cloud shots.

Don't Be Lonely!

                Hello hello hello!   I am going to attempt to write this before my caffeine fully wears out.   Usually I would just find or brew more, but you see it is getting on in the night and I need to get up early in the morning.   Fully intend to get up early in the morning.  WILL get up early in the morning!  ;]     Do you hear that coffee pot?   For I really do believe one of the hardest parts about getting up in the morning, is attempting to make coffee with out any coffee in my system.    I know I know  you wish you had problems like that.      So I have been staying at a place, were I actually "get" to watch TV.   We were surviving fully on movies.  The jury is still out how good a thing having the boob tube to watch really is.   Two deep thoughts about all the channel flipping---for now.       First plot lines in sitcoms seem to be very worn out.  And tired.  Especially so in the newer stuff---although if you can recall or still watch old time stations, I am not sure any of the plot lines or material is really new.    Even with current movies.   Although I was really surprised to see Pooh the movie is now an actuality.   I loved the books while growing up.   Anyways I was watching a show/sitcom just the other day, and actually found the plot line very entertaining.    This overly horn dog male, David Spade --if it makes a difference,  books himself happily booked on a cruise full of "red hot ladies!"   What a dream right?   Of course not.  His receptionist soon clarifies, after the ship has left   that he had read the booking wrong and was on a cruise ship FULL of red HAT ladies!   A group of 50+ year old ladies.   I found this extra amusing because at a casino past I helped serve a room full of this very group.    During a eight hour "party."   No one warned me this is what was going on on that day.   And I walked into the banquet room and was instantly blinded by all the bright red hats.  

    I have also noticed and been amazed at the huge amount of commercials for Farmers only.com    Honestly like every 3rd commercial on all of the stations.   Wow.  How are they paying for all of these commercials?   Why is that the main singles commercial?  Were is the comericals for red hat lady's?   Or single males that book themselves on such filed cruises.    Are there really that many farmers out there?   And dosn't it take a huge family to run a farm?   They have to keep having kiddos   so when they get 18- and run away from the farm, after finding the real world and Farmers only.com-- thus have to keep having kids or lose the farm.   Or cut the cable, so they will never learn about this website.     Anyways in case you have never seen one==the ending jingle is, you don't have to be lonely    with Farmers only.com!   Kind of catchy  really, even for us non farmers.   

   OK enough hard hitting questions for tonight!   I try to ask them all so you don't need to.   
My Exploring Arizona as always is seeking more readers.   Maybe some single farmers with lots of free time.   Please check it out!
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   **"Of all the things you took from me, I miss my smile the most."**

This Christmas, please help.... Every place I have ever worked , people were in need of watches so they could get to work on time. At the moment I commute across the state and usually show up early, because I have this new invention, called a watch! I have a 2 ND clock on my phone and a backup in my trucks dash! For just a small donation you can help me help them buy a watch this Christmas. Not amused? You are probably one of the many in need of a watch------
 I have this on another local page and someone actually left the page because I am running a charity with out proper licensing

   Awhile  back chilling before work with me coffee in an closed Starbucks. That's not Starbucks coffee in that cup. Where are you Exploring today??

He likes an onion butt
What's an onion butt?
A butt so fine it just makes you cry!

This is an amazing picture of a school that was. Our school! And I wish I could say I took this shot. Wow. Although I did get some great pictures in before they torn down the building fully. *tear




    And now your moment of Zen.......

Happy Trails!

8/21/2018

              Hey all you party people!   Well surprise the party stops here!   And it definitely has stopped at my old place of residence.   My dog is in heat, and my wife's dog is beyond ready to mate---again.   And it is non stop to keep them separated.  So I guess in a way we, as non dogs, are stopping the party there.  Last night a few of us were already in Tucson and snuck to the casino I used to work at for a minute or twelve.   We managed to keep just ahead of the big rain and wind storm that hit the whole area last night.   Although while we were in the casino --the storm hit fully.    We did not see much of it, because   no windows and such to distract people from full on gambling.   But we did see the water flowing into the casino floor through one of the exit sets of doors.      I snapped some pictures as the workers started to save the machines.   

       I have been trying to update this very page more often.  in between life and killing the party.  And as always am seeking new readers for my Arizona Exploring blog page.  Picture and adventure filled.  Please check it out!       https://exarizonagobensonbobcats.blogspot.com/

Where are you Exploring today??

            **Just came from the Halloween store. Too soon although I love Halloween for several reasons. So much so that I have been wearing my mask for months now**

  **"We live in an age where pizza gets to your door before the police do!"**---Although Jimmy John's would have probably been faster!   


                             **"Maybe it is really coffee that is addicted to me!"**


     **Cashiers are always checking me out!** thus I always do to the self checkout lane, because I always go to the hottest cashier

Desert before and after

Sometimes I slip up and post things that are almost inspirational

and almost "deep!"  

Sorry not sorry

Coffee Tombstone style!

Pit stop on the dusty trail

Montana style

I Like Eggs!

         Hello all this fine day!   After a very long week of mainly just spinning my wheels and mostly having a great cash outflow--I have set up my ghetto office again and am starting to be productive and or produce a cash in flow again.   I will blame some of the delay on not yet having a coffee maker where I now "live."   But that problem is about to be fixed fully.  I have reasoned that a huge part of why my soon to be x wife - was fine with me staying at a friends of hers house was so that my new room mate would report on what I was doing.   Joke is on them---because I am a very boring person!  If I had a stalker I think I would soon put them to sleep from watching me.   ;)   Although I often wonder if I had a stalker if I could stalk them.   Follow them while they were following me, without them knowing.  And if they did catch me   could I get in trouble for stalking my own stalker?   I have to much free time---and like to ask the hard hitting questions before y'all do.   Although I did sneak to a local bar for a minute to meet a buddy last night.   For the first time in a looooooong time.    Normally I had would have to sit in my car in front of MC Donald's for hours ---so my roomie would report that I was out on the town all night.   I am very boring---and this town is more so.   But as you might have noticed from the title   I like eggs!  ;)

Cheers!

                                                  Where are you Exploring today?


   With this new free time and having my office set up----I will hopefully have time to post more blogs on all of my sights.   You can get back to me if that is a good thing or not.   

   Please insert own picture here:

          After much MUCH thought I have decided that the worse part of being home schooled 
May well be sex ED class... 

 **"Please don't make fun of fat people      they already have enough on there plates!"**

  **I never really wanted to grow up   I just wanted to be tall enough to reach the cookies!**---
  Many may argue that I am still not tall enough for this.   

**"Whatever the opposite of a hunger strike is ---I'm on that!"**

**"Does all expenses paid include bail money?---Asking for a friend."**

I always enjoy a well written sign 

and recently found the above one.  

See you on the dusty trail!

August 12 2018 For A Few More Days

               Hello all this fine evening!   I always get a little happier when I can post on my blog pages.   And I need all the happiness I can round up at this point.    Although most of it seems to come from the bottom of my third cup of coffee in the mornings!   At this point I am really starting to wonder when I realized my relationship was fully over, and that I could not purchase the vehicle I wanted or save ours---why I did not just buy a Dam bus ticket.  It is only stuff.  
But as I might have mentioned before I have a definite plan   for the first time in a long long time.   And I will continue to get up in the morning---mainly because there is coffee.   And because in the desert the best time to drink said coffee is early in the mornings.  Because it's hot!   

     The stupid from California is gently drifting this way---and they have a lot to spare
I stopped at the AM PM on Park street in Tucson today and the restroom had a huge triangle on the door. Under this it said "all genders"

 Speaking of brilliant---I just read about a woman ---possibly from California.  Possibly the governor--wait he is just worried about splitting into three states and plastic straws.   And wooden straws that might look like a plastic straw or a gun.   A woman that embezzled $225,000 dollars to pay back her previous $162,000 dollar embezzlement.  I did not find the need to read any more of the article past this most glorious title  If that is not using some of the new math   I do not know what is.  

Although I don't wait tables at the moment I belong to several groups on Facebook that produce lots of perfect pictures about the job. 

True Story!

Picture I snapped at a local truck stop months ago. 

Still makes me laugh

Picture I got way to early this morning  after a bad night and an even worse morning. 

But I had coffee!   And I was in Tombstone     so it wasn't all bad for sure.